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Jenny's got her period, so it's probably a joy for me at home,
Did you guys cheat picking the draft order?
I bet she's never used weed before.
Yeah.
Hey, where's Sofia?
It's like everyone's on lockdown or something.
That's your wife?
I'd be so gentle.
But just be aware... don't park in the driveway, because there's
Mmm... Whoa, he is motorboating those fakies.
This is not good on my stomach and my bowels, all right?
Sometimes.
I love your teeth, I love your tummy... Is that supposed to be me?
a pothole right in front of it that will scrape the tits right off of your car.
Hey, does this count as a yarmulka?
'Cause I know there be a witch in this town, and you're all
Suckit, suckit.
Okay, what happened to the new honest league?
Take it.
Habitat for Humanity and send it on to Skid Row.
Since when do you allow Judaism in your own house?
All right, all right.
Hello.
My knees don't work.
Uh, I'm doing great.
Guess what?
(bleep) you!
But that is an egregious hate crime.
and this bench is all she has.
Huh?
Understand me?
Guys, can we take a seat, please?
Hi.
You offered me Michael Crabtree for Michael Vick.
Oh, yeah, this is so right.
Oh, don't worry. It's not a bother.
Yeah.
you will never tell Andre about the porno we filmed in his apartment.
Yeah, totally.
Well, he could have chosen any bench, and he chose yours.
That man is Andre.
You have got to get him to pick another bench.
and I got ten hours of Judaica-themed trance music in case this party gets off
his condo, and then Andre's gonna get pissed off, and he's
What's wrong with public school?
What?
Don't touch me, don't touch me!
You understand me?
the hook.