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Me as soon as pride month ends
- Push. - Okay, ready to push?
Just tell me. Am I your friend? Am l...?
Your cock is so beautiful.
You just shouldn't do this sort of thing, faggot.
Ha, yeah. Well, you like what you see?
- I do. - I do too.
I was just thinking of my name one day and dreamt it up.
Daddy, Mommy, Little Bill
- It's coming back though, Becky. - No, it's not. It's over. It's dead, okay?
I mean, really.
Oh.
Lick my balls
...call me Dirk Diggler from now on.
Well, initially, uh, Andrew was to go with his father...
...and grow and grow and grow...
- Oh, ho. - Oh, ho.
So what? You want me to talk to Jack?
Isn't it great? This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen in my whole life.
This is a fine life you've made for yourself.
Uh, can you speak a little louder, please?
- You're great. - Oh, thank you.
Marker.
Fuck you.
- Buck Swope. Nice to meet you. - Our new fella.
- I think maybe she did too much coke. - Do you think so, doctor?
...the future is something to look forward to, not to fear.
There’s shadows in life, babe.
YP, MP. Whatever, okay?
Yeah. You look like it. What do you squat?
Uh...
Too many things too many things too many things
I certainly hope so.
Oh do you think so, doctor?
Jack, Jesus. No, Jack. Jack.
- I like that. - Reed could play my partner.
- I mean, can you imagine? - Hmm.
Excuse me, Reed.
Yeah. That's definitely cool.
Oh. It's true. You are Brock Landers.
Hey, Reed. Reed-o.
John, you're a wonderful actor.
I was gonna take a pottery class at Everywoman's Village.
- Okay. - Buck, I want mellow.
- All right. Look, Jerry... - No, no, no. You look.
Now, I understand you've gotta get them in the theater, you know?
- Yeah. - No.
Film is just too damn expensive.
Those are great ideas
It’s true You are.....
I've been looking for clues, and something led me back here.
Oh, that's so imaginative. How'd you think of that?
I'm trying to help you stay one step ahead of the game.
To all the critics out there, I know they're gonna be reviewing this...
All right, cool. It's out front.
Lock and Load, Jack
Shut up, Weatherman Shut up , Weatherman
- Hi. - Where were you?
- You...? Are you guys moving to Bakersfield? - Did you find a house?
Brock Landers is a character that I'm playing.
Videotape
It’s my big dick!
But it's my dream to make a film...
I'm...
That's what I goddamn came here to motherfucking do.
Maybe we could, like, go to stock footage or...
- It was for a while. - I only saw him twice.
Do you have any coke at this party?
...who maybe will get in the back seat here...
This is twice in two days that a chick has OD'd on me.
More like the day after the day after tomorrow.
No hurry, guys. Just sometime this year, huh?
Ally...guess what?
- Can I kiss you on the mouth? - No.
we can't pay the price of the bond unless you give us the bond
I know.
Why don't you feast on that?
Your name's Brandy, right?
We changed our mind Lanny......... were scared.... put that thing away
They can't move until they find out how the story ends.
My husband just assumed...
We can't pay the price of the bond unless you give us the bond
Shut up, Weatherman Shut up , Weatherman
Yep.
Yeah.
Don't you ever stay away from my club that long again, okay?
Do me a favor. Just mind your business, please. What the fuck?
...and I know they're gonna try to knock me.
When stripped to the bone...
Anyhow...
Good? It's not good.
I am the fucking king of Dirk!
I don’t want to leave this room
I mean, I was fooled completely. I mean, I've had a few of them.
Don't worry, I'm fixed I want you to cum in me.
And the award for best newcomer goes to...
.. There’s shadows in life, babe.
Wait. We can't pay the price of the demo tapes...
- That is a fucking great idea. Heh. - Yeah.
Oh, I thought Jack just said you did.
Same time.
Where's Ringo?
But I just couldn't walk out on Maurice. I'm really sorry.
I didn't think that a house of prostitution and drugs and pornography was that.
Oh.
Let's go. All right?
Yeah. Jessie did that oil painting as well and Buck is still installing the stereo.
I'm so excited.
- Did you ever see that movie Star Wars? - Oh, about four times.
You're lucky.
I'm supposed to come get you now and tell you that they're all ready now.
Talk to me, Kurt.
He's one hell of an actor.
- Show me the rest of the house? - Looks great.
When Mazzio worked at Slopes
- Absolutely. - Great. Heh.
Shit.
This is giant ring finger
Don't reach for your gun.
Yeah, it's good for conversation, huh?
Lie still! Lie still or I'll punch you in the goddamn face!
- Jack, should we put it in the garage? - Put it where I told you to put it.
This is a loaded roster.
This could be the place you could have conversations.
- And don't fucking come in. - Okay.
Okay.
What do you bench?
Ricky Springfield. He's a buddy of mine.
Oh, yeah. Two chocolate.
- I'm an actor. I'm a real fucking actor. - Shut up.
- Who was that? - Oh, some kid looking for his mom.
Shut up josh
Yes.
Okay.
...down there in the Mr. Torpedo area, in the fun zone...
You're not my real mom
What were we talking about before?
And, um...
Hi.
- Hey, my girlfriend wants to meet you. - Is that right?
- Yeah. - Soon?
Goodbye, 1979. Hello, 1980.
- ...of the film we're shooting tomorrow. - Okay. No big deal. Sorry.
And, Dirk, you gotta work on the Colonel too, Dirk.
Um, the only thing I was wondering is...
They make the telephone call to the agents to send over some actors.
- Take care. - Yeah.
Ha-ha-ha. I don't allow him to block his own sex scenes.
...with your music and your posters on the wall?
Now I'm nervous. Do you have a gun?
- Hey, Jack. - Little Bill.
- No. No, first... Down again. - Okay.
...with this patchwork, reptilian-pattern design.
...4-speed, 4.10 gears, 10 coats of competition orange...
Happy New Year.
Oh, it's true.
♪ Come on ♪
But I don't wanna make a film where they show up, they sit down...
I wanna watch you.
♪ You never walk, you never run ♪