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Come on, you have to eat something. Come on. No.
Coffee, Dave?
Bill's not getting a new desk.
Is it...new?
You got it.
Where did these come from?
He's on a cellular phone, and he sounds real.
We have a real-life crisis on our hands right now.
and I'm calling about getting full access to the tunnel
Nice desk.
I have a question.
Tony-- No, no, Tony, I'm not in the mood to bargain.
just for five minutes.
Well, boss, you sure showed them.
so let's just take a few minutes to get it out
Oh, no, of course not.
Lisa, not now.
What?
You stole the subway commissioner's tunnel pass?
but they never allow reporters into the tunnel
Dave, Captain What's-his-name on line three.
Oh, what new desk?
something a little different this time, okay?
This new desk of Matthew's...
Uh, you think we could make this quick, sir?
I wrote it all down in the note
What with this subway crisis,
in front of everybody--
Everyone seems sort of distracted today by something,
Bill, is there something bothering you?
No, no, I don't have time.
Okay, thank you, sir.
but for now, let's focus on something within our grasp...
Yes, it is.
before you put me on hold.
Okay, I just got off the phone with the transit police.
Let the elevator go, Matthew.
No, the only error I see is that
You see, it's not the desk itself, Dave.
Yes, Bill?
Now, Matthew's already down at the scene
Where were we? No. No, no, that's my fault.