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Don`t do a song about it.
We have mutuaI friends in Washington.
I`m the threat?
The sweater.
Who`s gonna teII them?
Sergeant Schumann, if I may, weIcome to history.
Follow me `round...
I`m gonna need a day.
two weeks before the end of principaI photography.
Can we stop this?
I have to ask you to turn that off.
``Left behind Iike an oId shoe.`` That is good.
with a cross to bear.
I wouIdn`t be surprised if I`d won the Preakness.
A group calling itself ``Albania Unite...``
That`s good.
Ambassador to this or that, whatever.
Screaming`s good.
PeopIe, Iet`s get started.
I gotta go to L.A. and see a HoIIywood producer.
They`re set to Ieave soon.
``Never change horses in midstream.``
Looking good.
Which we`re dealing with today.
Get out.
long a staging ground for terrorism around the world.
His favorite thing to play with...
The White House reported...
Fantastic.
You can`t put a mountie hat in your pocket.
and saved the thing when the thing needed saving.
-Jim BeIushi what? -AIbanian?
This, of course, only days before he runs for reelection.
Where are you taking me?
Fuck ribbons.
What might be good is ooh-ahh sirens.
Drive carefuIIy.
HMmmm C.I.A.
A chiId at the airport breaks through the ranks...
Fad King on two.
Of course it`s corny.
An ambassadorship? That`s my payoff?
will hear this song.
I`m gonna caII Nike, get Rodman to dye his hair.
You saved our bacon.
Count on it.
What time is it?
This`II be on the air the day after tomorrow.
He`s doped to the giIIs.
Wake me when we Iand. We`II taIk more.
It needs no ghost from the grave to teII us that...
of sexual misconduct by the president.
It doesn`t have to prove out. We just gotta distract them.
-Armbands is good. -I`m thinking green.
One video of one bomb faIIs down a chimney.
and Amy Cain, Press.
Leopard skin.
The young girl was trying to escape...
My fellow Americans, I thank a merciful God...
Stop. It`s over.
Guess who I am.
Air Force jet Iands, we take somebody eIse from that jet.
You turned them around.
nobody knows what you do.
between Montgomery Bell and Blair Park.
-It`s offensive. -Poorly costumed.
We had a war. We forgot the hero.
Let`s Iine up the president for the Peace Prize.
on the Albanian girl running for her life.
Five a.m.
somebody has to stay after schooI.
The Secret Service wiII confirm that.
We`vejust received this photograph of Schumann...
Half black, half leopard...
There`s no business Iike it.
This is where the rubber meets the road.
-What do you do on Iaundry day? -Laundry.
Marine guards wiII saIute you.
The number is V--
There comes a time...
Find me an AIbanian harvest festivaI.
The IittIe girI is coming toward the camera.
With an oId IabeI.
He raped a nun.
Young AIbanian girI running from her home.
That was their M.O.
who assures me--
With their berets.
Brazen it through.
I want them up now. TeII your staff...
Who`s got the story?
A high White House source confirms...
Well, I wish I had a woman...
TeII me this again.
...every American man, woman, and child...
Excuse me, Senator...
GeneraI Scott in SeattIe?
You knew you couIdn`t take the credit.
Our minds are sharp.
It`s a story. They`II run with it.
What is it?
Think how strong...
That`s what it is.
I got the president on the Iine.
You`re pIaying with your Iife.
I don`t have to be your confessor, darIing.
Doesn`t she Iook AIbanian?
-What`II it cost? -But they wouId find out.
How Iong do we need him?
Giving them what they want.
I didn`t mean--
Our job ends on eIection day.
That is a compIete fucking fraud...
I read the first draft of the Warren Report. Says he was kiIIed by a drunk driver.
A young AIbanian girI...
he was safely rescued and on his way to American soil.
CaII the pIane. TeII me where to pick him up.