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The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]

TV-PG Comedy
 

George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a librarian-esque woman, only to find himself falling in love with her.

#1
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 29.414
Skinny mirrors. Barneys has skinny mirrors.
#2
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 27.577
It's definitely doable.
#3
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.728
- I'm giving you a raise! - Yes!
#4
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.454
Demi?
#5
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 25.007
George, I think Willie the dry cleaner's been wearing my clothes.
#6
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.577
She's giving me her telephone number. Uma, Jerry. Uma.
#7
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.559
Jerry, that's a breach of the dry cleaners' code.
#8
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 24.353
...so it's definitely doable.
#9
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.708
It must have been the botanical extracts.
#10
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.279
- Skinny mirrors. - What?
#11
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 23.148
You wanna go to Mendy's, I'll take you to Mendy's.
#12
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.954
It's some kind of a diverticulitis.
#13
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.904
...said I looked like Demi Moore in Indecent Proposal.
#14
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.874
I told you Mendy's had the best pea soup. The best, Jerry. The best.
#15
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.214
The moisturizer smudged out the phone number.
#16
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.189
I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.
#17
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 22.102
- Hey, isn't that Willie, my dry cleaner? - Where?
#18
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.402
I've been working out. I'm huge.
#19
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.138
- Uma Thurman? Really? - How'd you manage that?
#20
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 21.136
You'll never pull it off.
#21
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.989
So you're saying, store, hotsy-totsy, Home, hotsy-notsy.
#22
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.943
Seen any good 9:30 shows at the Paragon, Willie?
#23
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.672
You're luscious. You're ravishing.
#24
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.321
You trying to get out of Mendy's?
#25
The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
Released: 1994-12-08, Rated: TV-PG
Score: 20.313
Your nancy-boy cream leaked all over the pockets.