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Phones for you, I think it’s the devil
- Do you have a girlfriend? - No.
- This is my game. - Shh. I wanna watch.
That’s cool ,if you wanna be sober and vomit
Take this Level 2 lightning.
I don't know what they're talking about. They're just joking.
Ah, shit. I forgot my parking ticket.
My roommates said they are gonna get me rims for Christmas.
plus pay-per-view and a bunch of extra wires.
I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house
Well go to the looney bin together.
I love my turtle.
Oh, shit. I've been here three hours?
- You guys, stop. - That's right, Grandma.
We do serve shots…of wheatgrass.
Aw. Someone missed their yoga class this morning. Come on. Let's go.
From you, Devyn. Oh, yeah!
I'm a little more than concerned.
- So you want to move in tonight? - You know what? That's a really sweet offer...
[ Clamoring ]
Let's do it.
''Knife Head IV'' was in a similar situation, but we met the deadline.
[ Knocking ]
I have to pee out of my butt
Thank you. Thank you.
baby want some milk
"Adam we aren't afraid of getting shocked throiugh our headphones"
Uh, you know, actually, I'm really tired...
We'll have your mom come and pick you up.
Vampire fails safe and leads us to Strahd earlier than planned Kills Strahd the correct way without knowing how
- [ Screeches ]
Encounters Strahd way sooner than planned Kills Strahd the correct way without actually knowing
''Eternal Death Slayer 3.''
but we have detailed instructions on how to fix 'em.
- I'm not- I don't wanna do that. - [ Barry ] Uh,yeah.
- Challenge him, dude. - Yeah!
We'll go to the loony bin together I don't give a fuck
NICE KARMA GUY BLOW
I Have To Pee Out Of My Ass
[ Chuckling ] Well, we're not used to having a man in the house...
Great, old pictures, 'cause you know, for a minute...
You said it wrong stupid, it's Shiloh.
"I don't need anyone" 'Denial'
They won't stop Watching porn!
- Thank you. Alex, there's- - Yeah?
I'll smoke it with ya bro! We'll go to The Looney bin together! I don't give a fuc!
Tell her thanks. I'm just going to go crash at the office.
- Totally. Oh, my roommate's here. Later, 'gator. - Later.
Yeah. You know what? I got to bail or I'm going to miss my cousin's wedding.
Someone ass getting laid tonight.
Almost as hilarious as your... face.
Uh, you know, Mr. Cheezle, fly with the seabirds or whatever you were talking about.
Wow! That was a great breakfast.
- Cabo Wabo shots.
- [ Laughs ] - Uh, excuse me, sir. What do you recommend for appetizers?
Um, who are you and why are you in my kitchen?
because it makes me feel closer to him.
- Oh.Just like Don Knotts. - Oh. Hello, Mayberry.
Okay. Okay, okay. All right. Maybe we can just divide up the levels...
- Yeah, Shylo. - That's weird.
the deer shit, the green monster, the bling and the bling-bling...
YOU'RE A HOOKER!
- Lee Ho's the real deal. He's full-on Chinese. - Yeah, I can see that.
To the release... of''Demonik.''
- For 1 3 hours. [ Giggles ] - [ Applause ]
Please Sit on my face
Well, you were up till high school.
So, ladies, I kind of need to use the televi-
No, I'm, uh, Samantha Garson.
[ Ringing ]
- I'm sure she does. Are you ready? - Oh, please.
and elves on Level 6 of E.D.S. 3 look way too similar.
Baby loves Peak
Stupid fucking idiot, red-shirted ass.
[ Buzzes ]
Let's just say I learned a lot about owning a lion.
Baby want some milk?
Right. I am too. I just- [ Clears Throat ]
And we'll be right back as the Antiques Roadshow marathon continues.
- What? - [ Electronic Whooshing ]
- [ Elephant Trumpets ] - [ Thud ]
I've never met anyone with 300 roommates.
THEY’RE NOT HOOKERS THEY’RE MASSAGE THERAPISTS.
Very cleansing. Good for new beginnings.
That's all they do, is they make food.
Could be confusing to some.
Take a look, please, at our very exclusive vitamin water list.
Someone ass getting Laid tonight!
[ Clicking Tongue, Laughs ]
Madam Kamay said I could stay at the Palace
- Yeah, let's fuckin' rage! - Rage?
- You know the dwaes in- - Three.
Oh, this is Samantha Garson.
It's just the kids in their break room.
- [ Groaning ] - [ Doorbell Rings ]
I fucking love this girl!
Hey! Hey! I spilled the bong! Stop!
## [ Ends ]
What? Come on. Stop that.
I have to pee out of my butt
The Guards season was over fük’n months ago man
- Um, excuse me, Mr. Cheezle? - Yes, Samantha?
That's cool, if you wanna be sober and vomit.
It's like Cypress Hill concert in here.
Thanks.
- Do they even have alcohol? -Actually, we don't serve alcohol.
- [ Chuckling ] - Is he sleeping?
- [ Bell Ringing On TV] - You cheated, you dick.
My grandson's gay too. I'll give you his number.
My name is joe Biden. I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
I can only hope Grace
Hello, ladies. Enjoying the new cable?
Okay. That's enough. Thank you.
Do you- Do you think maybe I could talk to you in the kitchen for a second?
Oh, I just wish he would hop off the box and hang out with us.
Hello.