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I tried to tell you that was an old piece of dried dog poop...
Take a little bit of the plague.
Jeff's a fucking liar, Timmy!
Did you say something?
and then he writes you a rent check, right,Josh?
I did.
- Wow. - I used to be an accountant.
It was starin'right at me. I almost shit my fuckin'pants.
You got skills.
[ Robot Voice ] You'll never finish. This game is falling apart.
Good stuff, Bobby. Nice moves. That was hot.
- You are so fired. - You guys are assholes.
- Oh, my God. - I told you.
People a take in crap and then find out it's worth a lot of money.
So... this helps you look around.
Our new roommate.
Oh!
Someone ass got fucked tonight!
- Really? - Yeah.
_
No it wasn’t. I’m a piece of shit. I suck.
Hey, Bea. You know, you guys should probably go to bed early.
- what these people are saying. - [ Mouths Words ]
- Mr. Cheezle picked it. - There's a shocker.
- Yeah. - Oh, this is fun.
[ Bubbling ]
Thanks, pal.
I don't- I don't have time to do any chores today.
I should have worn a condom.
- What are you doin' here? - I'm tryin' to show these people that you are not a liar.
And then I dove into the ocean- [ Imitates Water Splashing ]
They had crazy orgies, like, all week.
- I have to pee out of my ass. - [ Samantha ] Oh, man.
Ooh!
- Hi, honey. - Hi, Mommy.
How to quit
Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.
- Nothing. Send it back. - [ Laughing ]
So where are you going to crash tonight?
. .
I think it’s About farting
Very stylish, very aggressive, very, very Miyamoto.
[ Robot Voice ] Take care,J.P.
Must ingest more fuel.
Vampire fails safe, leads us to Strahd ahead of schedule Kills Strahd the correct way by accident without knowing how to
[ Grunts, Imitates Hydraulics ]
Hey. [ Chuckles ] Oh, my God.
- Yes! - How about that?
- That's great. Thank you. - Oh, what's this?
I fucking love this meme!
I'm here to oversee the final stages of production on ''Eternal Death Slayer 3.''
- What are you doing up so- - Oh! Oh, my God! I'm sorry!
[ Shouts, Speaks French ]
- What Halloween was that? - No, that wasn't Halloween.
Baby loves milk
Some lizard ass getting laid tonight.
Um- Okay, look. There's an emergency.
He gives me a reason to live. Him and all those stink-ass hos.
I feel like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.
I wanted to win some money.
- [ Yawning ] - Might get a stereo too.
Fuuuck me...
[ Coughing ]
you could if you had robot ears
[ Mouths Words ] God, you're torched.
Who's going down?
That's not good. Don't worry. You're fine.
but unfortunately, I promised my friend Jeff I'd stay at his house.
So now, I no longer let you stay here. Okay?
What does ''high score'' mean?
That's fucking crazy.
Some of the places do with string, some of the places do with a net.
Should’ve worn a condom
NUMERO DOS.
[ Grunts ] Oh!
Pamela Mills here in Van Nuys...
Enough time to 69
Wambam
Oh, that's sweet.
So I ran inside and called the 5-0.
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] Debug! I tried that.
You didn't knock, Kane.
I’m sorry. Did you say her name was Shilah?
look a little too similar to the elves on Level 6?
- Watch. - [ Farting Noise ]
Damn,you look good.
That was not appropriate.
My bush isn't really gray.
I don't see a telephone anywhere.
Well, let's see what we got here. Hmm.
At the end of the day, you have to do what you're passionate about.
I'm sorry, Alex. I-I should have told you.
Adios turd nuggets
Wow. This 3-D mapping is so smooth.
I should have bet San Fran
Hey, everyone at Brainasium totally respects you.
Hmm.
Oh! Alex, you're an angel.
- [ All Laughing ] - [ Chuckles ]
I have to pee out of my ass.
You need to beat Ryan this week. Over.
[ Muffled ] They're so good.
[ Slurping Continues, Laughs ]
Fine, Speed Racer. What did you do, valet your bed?
[ Robot Voice ] He's a fucking psycho.
Um, this, uh- this really cute chick I've known for a long time...
Just practice on the weekends and stuff in your free time. You'll get it.
Yeah. So, where's Alex?
Go Bills
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] You're letting everyone down. No, I'm not.
I'm simply a human, you know.
Ooh you know what everyone’s buzzing about....
I'm videotapin' this for scientific research.
I have to pee out of my ass...
I'll do it. we can go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck!