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Guess what else you're not gonna get, party pooper?
- Why? 'Cause I'm a woman? - No, 'cause you're a really hot woman...
- Oh, my God. - Geez. That's crazy.
Jeff, sounded like quite a fun party Friday. [ Snorts ]
Relax, Kane. You're not a piece of shit.
Hey, y-you know what, ladies? Uh, why don't I-
Just thinking about my game.
Someone ass getting paid tonight
Oh, Grace, you remember my grandson Alex.
There is absolutely no way that you could ever beat me at any video game.
What's going on, fellas?
[ Imitates Flute ]
and we'll all go hang out one night.
[ Both Laughing ]
because we really could use your help around the house.
J.P., I got to stay on top of these guys.
[ Imitates Hydraulics ]
This button is to punch. This is to jump. This is to duck.
He's the definition of a prodigy.
He's had too much sugar cereal.
Fruit cup? Nice. Way to go, Mom.
Ew! It's J.P.'s phone number.
and recheck, starting with Level 1 , okay?
## [ Hip-hop ]
- I don't have any plans. - No.
We do serve shots…of wheatgrass
Phone's for you, I think it's the Devil
I want to get you a black cobra.
[ Imitating Hydraulics ]
## [ Male Computer Voice Singing ]
Then all of a sudden, he got unfocused. I guess it was just puberty.
I'M A PIECE OF SHIT. I SUCK.
We do serve shots…of wheatgrass.
- Call that weirdo Dante. - Yeah, call him.
when the faggot is actually the fag
- [ Bell Rings ] - [ Groaning ]
Well, you must have been off duty last night, Sheriff.
You can keep the doll, by the way.
## [ Continues ]
- My grandmother's in trouble? I'll be right there. - [ Beeps ]
Delusional thoughts from fantasy island
I'm almost at the final checking point...
King Gambrinus, who is the patron saint of beer-
Yes, I do, and she already has a cold sore. That's a surprise.
hello how are you
- Woo! - Hey-Hey, Dante.
- Hey, Alex.
You've been spending our Rent money on Filipino hookers?
I don't think so. Tequila really messes me up.
- I thought it might be something embarrassing. - [ Both Laughing ]
- Ooh, here we go. All right. Here we go. - Jeffrey?
[ Cackles ]
Didn't want to disturb you you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth
[ Man ]
- Lucky you. - You guys heard him talk like a robot?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a problem. Totally. - Thank you.
Get back to work, testers.
- Sorry. - All right.
[ Scoffs ] You were a dirty old whore.
[ Chittering ]
What's that gonna prove,Jeff? He probably stole the game from me...
[ Laughs ] Yeah. Yeah.
- From you, Dante. - Oh, yeah!
There's a symposium on nanotechnology tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 p.m.
I was two animals joined as one...
Oh, I Just Wish He Would Hop Off The Box And Hang Out With Us
- Oh, I'll look at that, yeah. - Enjoy the harmony.
- What are you saying, Alex? - I've been developing this game for over three years.
I'm thinking of getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.
Could you please just give him his lunch...
Breathtaking. Care for tea?
You guys think you're so fucking cool. Makes me sick!
Looks like my days are numbered here at Brainasium.
H-H-How do you make him walk?
They keep biting my neck. [ Chuckles ]
I have to pee out of my ass
May I speak to you, my lady?
[ Imitating Hydraulics ]
All right, you guys, I'm gonna need you to go all the way back...
- No, he went to lunch with Samantha. - What?
Thanks a lot, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin.
You want an ice cream sandwich? They're on whole wheat with lettuce.
Yo, Dante, pick up. Josh is killing me.
- I was just kidding. - There we go. Here's your din-din.
I can't stop coming! I'm sorry! It feels so good!
What's up, Douche Bigalow? How'd you sleep last night?
You love who?
You have got to be fucking shitting me.
I was in the middle of another huge breakthrough with the new game.
[ Applause Stops ]
Ooh. Hi. You're dead. Bye-bye.
Easy, Kane. He'll be here, you guys. Relax. Have faith.
But, uh, I will definitely see you on Monday.
and nobody helped me.
[ Chuckles ] One? Try both.
All I ever cared about were video games, and they've made me a millionaire.
Adios, turd nuggets.
I know. Who would have thought that was early Victorian?
Look, I know you think I'm really hot too...
I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle!
[ Robot Voice, Normal Voice ] He had a good idea. Shut up. Mind your own business.
Every month, I giveJosh hundreds of dollars of my money...
Really? That'll be awesome. Thanks, Alex.
[ Can Crinkles ]
- We missed you. - I was somewhere else, working hard on something.
Om.
Damn u Hallett…
I did. But I think that the music was a little loud.
Well, that's an interesting theory, Kane.
He learned better not own one.
No. This is Mr. Lee Ho.
-And when he comes home later, he can play with me. - Oh, my gosh!