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- Ohio? - No, for O'Brien. I should have said.
and they're dumb as shit.
and I need to answer it as best I can.
and letting me tell guys that they should feel themselves up.
- Sure. - Dan, you know the president well.
Okay, it all comes down to Virginia.
That fucking guy
- Shit. - Excuse me for one second.
Uh, how's it going?
Even though that is your job.
Zombies, bottom of the ninth.
You might gather the general trend
I mean, how hard is it to decide between two candidates?
Oh, I'd love one, Gary. Thank you.
- If there's any way... - Hey, Bill, I got a lot on the line
Get someone else to dial if you're in a straightjacket.
Look at this. Mike wants me up in the presidential suite
It's good to be prepared.
"Oh, Tom James. Ooh, it's Tom James.
Amy, if he wins, our lobbying stock is gonna droop like a chimp's tits.
Feeling kind of zen-ish, you know?
All right, so what's my destiny here?
- That's right. - This election is too close to call.
Call me when you get this.
And I'm hearing we can now project a Virginia result.
Yeah, Bill, Put A Cork In It, Will You?
My grandmother survived the Dust Bowl.
- They called Ohio. - Oh, my God, that's amazing!
- He was 35. - How did he take it?
I keep getting that static electric shock.
We've made some premature calls this evening.
You can't... you can't concede.
Uh, Vermont and Connecticut, yep, they're for us.
about calling Senator O'Brien very soon to concede this election.
- How do I look? - Great.
Yes! - No!
I... pardon my ribaldry.
Ma'am, listen to this.
Amy, is the race already slipping away from your former boss?
What? Uh, well, let's see. First of all, no.
- Hello, ma'am. - Oh, wow.
- Everybody, Karen. - Oh, hi, Tom.
He's still contracted to be the KFC logo.
for conducting a very dignified...