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It's supposed to be the creamiest.
Uh, not really.
You know, the sandwiches look pretty good,
I got to be honest. That looks pretty disgusting.
Hey, we'll talk soon, okay?
Yeah, I'll just take them to the park or something.
It looks like it's gonna start raining again.
"Hey, when you're on the go, grab a Go-Gurt."
and anything else?
Well, that's nice, too.
so we're just grabbing a gift.
So, Denise, for lesbians,
I go over, I turn the light on,
[Jacques Dutronc singing Il est cinq heures, Paris s'éveille]
If she's looking good and smelling good, I'm down.
All right, guys.
I'm really proud of both of you.
This is fun!
Okay? Yeah.
So what brings you in here? Do you have a kid?
Dev, I have to use the bathroom.
Alex, this is Arnold.
There you go.
[both] Bounce house.
That sounds amazing.
[upbeat R&B music]
He's from Connecticut.
It started off okay,
[dark electronic rock music]
Go ahead, put it on. Hurry.
Bounce house.
Yeah, it's crazy to think that that baby
what exactly do you need me to do here?
That said, I do know some parents who still eat pasta.
What if I don't find a sitter, huh?
You can't hide it from us!
Nothing's 100% safe.
I could have done that.
and at one point,
Daddy's home! Daddy's home!
Uh, Alex is here buying some gifts for her baby.
Grant?
Oof.
- I get it. I get it. - ...super excited when...
and we really thought we could pull it off.
- Yeah, yeah. - Okay.
this person I'm gonna watch grow up
And then when they start getting gross and being dicks,
Uh...
♪ ♪
Dark take on a good friend's life.
I like vanilla.
All right, well, that's cool.
I don't have any spare change.
I just can't think of one night of partying or drinking
All right, who wants to go play in the park
and we'll just meet up later at your place?
there's those... There's those little guys
You guys, come with me.
‘Preesh