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What? Charlie Baird? What does Charlie Baird have to do with any of this?
- Wow. - Her people say she wants the mug.
Oh, definitely.
Listen, you can't say a word, but our surrogate is pregnant
It's my personality that has gotten us this far.
This is Connie DiBenedetto of Oregon.
come to your shitty little district
that builds it is in Congresswoman Nickerson's district?
No, Mom, we don't want to take any photos.
100%. Merry Christmas.
And I said maybe you'd remember better if I fuck your brain through your ear hole.
- He knows I don't keep my promises. - He should know by now.
Super Duper Trooper
- Anything else? - Yeah.
Well, as the late, great Lionel Richie once said,
Oh? On the QT, I got something in the works, too.
Just pull it back, sweetheart.
Carson City, Nevada.
If you were like 10% less black...
But can you remind me exactly what happened
And I love your district.
In fact, teacher, allow me to present you with this apple.
Why don't we go with Secretary of State?
The emails from Tom Petty's lawyers keep on getting angrier and angrier.
When does the White House's most useless press secretary list come out?
- You look wonderful. - Yeah.
Roger, you want to walk us through the drill right now?
- The Brandeis Chigh-notes. - Hmm.
Don't look around. Nobody's gonna help you.
Listen, I'm a high functioning alcoholic
- What was your name again? - Judy Sherman.
It's time for the orgy to begin.
I don't know what happened there.
Yeah, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
but if I'm gonna cross party lines in order to hand you the presidency,
- Thank you so much for having us. - Hello, Congressman Jaeger.
Oh, okay.