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Other websites jerk you around and don't finish what they start.
and see how long it takes them to figure out that it's you and not him.
Speaking of which, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Darth Twitty.
When you don't want to give away your homies hood name away
This armor's useless! Why do we even wear it?
I'm here to bargain for Han Solo and the rest of my friends.
"Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Pee-wee Herman."
The end.
Wait a minute! What are you doing? I thought you were blind!
Yeah, he watched TV in the '80s. We get it.
when your friends arrive.
Yeah! I'm a bad guy!
I found this.
- That whole thing just fell. - How?
I'm so delighted that Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen took the time
- Skywalker's on that ship. - You can sense him?
Luke, there you are! Where's Leia? Have you seen her?
Okay, so I'm going to the Dagobah system...
- Luke. - Yeah?
Where's my bike?
Just some guy to, like, play ball with,
Fuck you! You murdered me, you ass.
Well, we're all entitled to our own opinion.
Oh, yeah? You and what lightning hands?
Oh, it's not... Just a dude, you know?
Yeah. He loves this place.
and I think they're going to invade or something.
- Luke. - Uh-huh.
Just 'cause.
Just so you know, the compartment I keep your lightsaber in is my rectum.
Long day.
Hey, bitches! I just killed, like, fifty stormtroopers.
Well I just wanted to let you know there's a rebel fleet massing at Sullust,
Look, put that down. I'm not going to hurt you.
Still alive!
Well, that's good, right? We want him hurt.
Still, all those small paychecks must add up.
Well, I guess the good news is
I'll be sprayed all over the desert in a week.
I will not fight you, Father.
Luke, take this gun. You shoot me, I'll shoot you.
Talented? He ripped off The Simpsons.
♪ he said "Mom, I got something on my mind." ♪
You... Shut up, mister! Gosh almighty!
Look out! Here comes a squadron of PIE fighters!
Hey, I just wanted to let you...
You've reached Han Solo. Please leave a message after the blorp.
But I got you a new baseball.
All right, so what do you say? You want to go see the Emperor?
- What's going on? - We just got to the Sarlacc pit.
Well, all right. I guess that's no problem.
I say when we're done with this, we go over there and fry him up in a skillet.
No, but I can do the theme to Entertainment Tonight.
- Huh? - He fell. Fell in the pit.
Of course, I guess it did respectable foreign numbers.
♪ But now it's nineteen- ninetay... ♪
taking a look around. What's up?
Limbaugh Rule Number One,
Destroy the planet Alderaan.
Lando Calrissian is 42,