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You think money grows on trees.
Talking about pressing charges.
Thats my $1400, punk
CRAIG: Yeah.
I told you!
I need to whoop your little ass for knocking over these trash cans.
Now Dana told me about that Big Snake situation.
. .
Bye Lindsey
-Then count out my money. -Hurry up.
DANA: Stop, you're embarrassing me.
Quit playing. Quit playing.
Man, hell, no.
-I'm gonna knock over your trash cans. -Better run.
...page Smokey?
Dammmmnnnn!
Use water It won’t hirt
Oh, well that was different
HER MOMMA GOT ASS TOO
When the kids thanking me for the gift bags
...peanut butter, no jelly...
Fucking bitch.
Remember that shit.
Two fifty and a jawbreaker
You Ah Hype
-What'd he say? -Huh?
...and you smoking it?
$2.50 and a jawbreaker?
Man, hold up.
Shut your little punk ass up, nigger, before I drop you like I did this bitch.
That’s my Dawg!
I'm gonna face the consequences.
Leland, I just talked your dad about this, okay? So, I’m gonna give you one more chance, okay? This is not funny, Leland, okay?
[GRUNTING]
-Hurry up. -Hey, ése.
Nobody Cares Work Harder!
Thanks for being on the show.
How much you got left?
What he say Booboo Umm everything good. Nothing.
Yah! Oh, I fall. I'm suing y'all.
She gonna cry in the car
Ohhhhh
Just give me three and a half minutes, maybe even four...
Shut the door and have a seat.
I'm broke.
You ain't got no job.
It's too early
How you gonna get beat on your bye week! Nebraska Cornhuskers
why you bringing up old s***?
CRAIG: Scandalous.
Peep.
Scary ass didn't wanna touch nothing.
What?
Well, fuck you too then Punk
You want me to go get the sugar or what?
Hey, go in the house and get me something to roll this up with.
CRAIG: Hey, see if she got a friend. -All right.
Stinking, nasty dogs and 12 of them little stinking things they call a chihuahua.
Make it enough.
Where is that MF Punchie Wait until I catch you Punchie
-No, he wasn't. -Sure he was. That's why he said:
Hey, Dana?
He think he a mac. MACARONI
Well, I see.
-One, two, three. -Two, three.
Totally reminded me of David a minute ago.
Fire on your day off
I don't wanna have to fuck u up, Hoscar
...she went to the show last night, she saw you there all hugged up with some tramp.
Marlo, you aint got to lie!
Known for jacking a nigger. That's all he do. Damn.
well, fuck you then , punk!
Alex, You ain’t got to lie
Quit playing. Quit playing.
I'm just gonna go in the house and chill, man.
Bye ivanka
I want 150,000
G Mom Justin yeeeee Hook it up
Half-dead motherfucker.
..
You done dragged me into this.
Talking about she look like Janet Jackson. Bitch got out of the car looking more like Freddie Jackson
Damn.
Just give me three and a half minutes, maybe even four...
What Deebo doing over here?
MAN [ON TV]: Sorry, Laurie. Time's up. -Sorry, Joann.
come for a bite and a Pint!
Me seeing Wilson on his phone all day
For real? What she say?
Lol
He gonna cry in the car
All right.
Baker Mayfield suddenly feeling this way once Bill Belicheck got hold of his arse I don’t wanna play no mo….
she needs some young meat
Today your birthday?
Hey, hey, hey.
Borrow Sugar
Half Dead Mutha fukkaz
[CAR HORN HONKING]
But if you come by, I won't call you, okay?
-Go look in my dresser. -You need a wig.
ASK THAT BITCH FOR SOME MONEY
YOU KNOW I LOVE HHHAAAAAMMMMM
Craig, you listen to me.
It's just like it's both ours.
WHEN THEY KEEP THE BLUNT TOO LONG:
Damnn Rob with the jokes today
-I told you. -You didn't tell me s***.
CURRENT STATUS CURRENT STATUS
Now, describe yourself.
i got dealt wit
About 4 or $5000.
Twenty-two years old.
Yes, Mr. Big Shot.
Y’all ain’t never got two things that match! Kool-Aid, no sugar! Peanut butter, no jelly! Ham, no burger!
Get your ass in the house!
Time yo (Baby) momma leavin'?
ain't that a bitch.. you funny
I told you.
NOT A D*** THING
-Rita who? -Rita that's gonna be here at 7:30.
Give me the gun, son.
I'm on probation, I can't be....
Now who's the punk?
-You lucky. -And you know this, man.
Can I use y'all's VCR right quick? Wanna dub a tape.
Man I Got Mind Control Over IG. I Be Quiet. But When I Refuel, I Be Posting Again!
Man, get the hell out of my backyard, man.
She gon' shit in that car...
She about to go to work though.
Greedy over here taking a shit
Mrs. Parker just don't know.
Just for you
You ain't gonna get me shot up! You better make that Rice!
KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT
And you ain't got shit to do.
I hate living around a bunch of broke-ass people.
-You ever do that? -No.
I’m a just tuck mine in
Shit.
Me and Smokey got into it with Big Worm today.
Man, I've been getting high all week.
TB and G.....
For the last time, would you please stay off my frigging landmarks, please.
Oh, Lord, let me go inside and see what's going on with this crazy man.
Oh, that was different
Fuck them black people don't eat bats any way tell'em that
Damn. I'd knock the dust off that pussy!
Happy birthday my ass. You better come by my house today, wash my car!
Anyway...
Nada
You got to be reminding me
I GOT BOUT $200
I got mind control over Harlan.
.
Imagine going from this
Aight.
THAT'S MY DOGG!!!
Come on, put up your dukes.
[MOUTHING]
-You what? -I lost.
Mrs Parker just don't know
-What you talking about? -You know what I'm talking about.
MS PARKER OUT!!!
What I Say!!???
Hannah
BYE, TRUMP.
[CRYING]
Smokey Smokey
I don't wanna fuck u up, hoscar
Your sister-in-law's baby cousin, Traci, is a goddamn--
...she'll be wanting to marry a nigger.
I don't give a fuck.
[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
Ezal!
You just tell the bitch, whoever she is, when I catch her, I'm gonna beat her ass
Yes. When he gets high and drunk he starts tripping.
Go home Go home
It's hot as hell out here.
Ohh what’s up
-You smoking my shit? -Hell, no. Fuck with your shit? Hell, no.
[COUGHING]
Man, ain't nobody even out here.
Playing with my money Is like playing with my emotions
Go ask that bitch for some money.
I got bit in the ass today, son.
Don't "what's up" me.
remember it. write it down. take a picture. i don't give a fudge!
You just tell the bitch, whoever she is, when I catch her, I'm gonna beat her ass
You know, if we had a air conditioner...
Men, let's jump him.
That's why I been like FUCK HECTOR!
I don't know.
-What little girl? -Joi. She keeps calling, hanging up.
Not a damn thing.
Fair enough, Craig. Fair enough. There you go.
[IN CUBAN ACCENT] Elvira. Elvira!
Uh huh
How the hell are gon git fired on your day off?!