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As Trump walks Away....
-Craig, I thought you said on three. -Okay. All right.
-Damn, Lil Chris got you too? -Hell, yeah.
Buyer’s Be Doin a Drive-By
Look, fellas.
Ask That Bitch For A Headshot
yo bitch a$$ got knocked the fuck out man
Oops
JB1 after Norvell benched him
Man, let's jump him.
You ain't gonna get me shot up. You better make that money.
How much you need?
That's why I've been Like Fuck checo
Use water It won't hurt
What time is it?
Bigfoot motherfucker, you can have your knife.
You think you're slick, gonna ask me for some money.
Nothing.
It's Friday. We'll get you high."
Like a bunch of spiders is having a meeting on his head
Nigga, you didn’t put in on this
Some huh?
I don’t give a fuck
Okkkurrr!
OH SNAP PARTY OVER HERE
You lucky
Listen. Shh.
Oh, well...
Every time im in the bathroom, you in the bathroom
Travel Nurses looking at available assignments
i don’t think you applying yourself moniquey
Damn. Always caught in the middle of something.
135?
[PLOPPING IN WATER]
SAID SHE LOOKS LIKE JANET JACKSON AND SHE REALLY DO
Why are you bringing up old shit
You said it was TIG Look like MIG
What you gonna give me?
You know you done looked at her booty before
Who do you think you are?
You jus got knocked The f**k out!
How the hell you gon get fired on your day off
You walk up and down this street all day playing.
Wanna Boin
Give me my money
I was just wondering that maybe if you were feeling better, um...
CRAIG: Remember this?
I don't do that gay shit, now.
Otherwise, I'd kick your ass myself.
Man let’s jump him
You gonna pop my pussy
Come on Deebo Stall Him Out
Goals
gon come ova here and ask me for some money… well ask that bitch for some money
Frfr
Bawhhahahah Fucking Leets!
Remember that
without deebo neighborhood'll never be the same
Missed you today....... heard you had some trouble???
Don't start tripping, Craig.
That’s okay, they’ll be back. A few wins and they’ll love us in the morning
Damn!!!!
You lucky
I don't even like dogs.
Let's let bygones be bygones.
Janet Jackson ass get just a little fat.
Baby, baby we just prayin
DEEBO: Come on.
-Big Worm. -Big Worm, Big Hole, Big--
Getting off work at 3pm You Lucky
Awww What the Fukk?? Woofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwooofffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!
It's the chronic. Don't even worry about it.
All right.
Well I ain’t gonna tell nobody else
YEAH, WHAT STICK?
But he don't like her.
Damn.
You ate my dinner. My mashed potatoes.
When the IRS says I owe money
Come on sister!
Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?
Hi, Mrs. Parker.
Remember it. Write it down. Take a picture. I don't give a And you know this Man!
Ya think ya slick
Craig. Craig.
Y'all ain't never got two things that match.
Make a choice.
How the hell you gonna fall up 2 flights of stairs?
The barbecue pig feet were gone. You got grease all over your mouth.
Blunt
Where your ass need to be, nigga.
Happy Birthday Brotha Craig
Protection from who?
SMOKEY: All right, man. Sorry.
I don’t wanna have to fuck u up Quitta
–WOW –*****
Around here, you gonna work or go to school.
.
[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]
Nigga how much you need???
Put that out, man. Here come the pastor.
What About the time you tried to choke me in the Burger King Bathroom? Yeah!
I fell asleep
Mama. Mama.
We ain't have shit.
Get off me. Get off me.
Damn.
-No. -Yes, grabbed me like this.
What's this?
Let's stick together
I told you.
You ain't showing me nothing new, ése.
In a little while. Why?
No
I know you don't smoke weed.
You live to fight another day.
When u find out he been Entertaining other bitch’s
NOT A D*** THING!
...I'm sorry I got you in this shit.
Come on, sister.
SMOKEY: Damn.
Oh.
-Man, shut up, punk. -What?
Warden After he meets a red headed hippie
I'm in deebo's pigeon coop, sweatin' like a slave!
Ugh.
Some of y'all need some pom-poms . . .
I heard they hiring too.
Because it's Friday.
[SHRIEKS]
-Did you remember to pick up the hair? -Yeah.
playing with my thrift store donations is like playing with my emotions
My sister don't need to steal nothing from your broke ass, all right?
DEEBO: Shit. Hurry up.
Bae said he hate my attitude... You need to control that lil funky ass temper !
Give me my goddamn money.
Jerry says I remind him of Tom Brady
Nats Front Office: A dollar and some envelopes Fans: Man, WTH you doing?!?
-Huh? -Nothing.
That's why I been like, "Fuck MPJ.”
Give me the money
I'm a man without it.
Oh.
Friday
For the last time, would you please stay off my frigging grass, please.
Bye-bye, baby.
Jerry says I remind him Of Tom Brady
I got to walk Smokey down to his house.
When you tell bae you hungry
...come by here.
The one I let you use a couple of weeks ago. The one I been asking you about.
It's Like Butter Baby!
That girl wider than all outside
That's my pleasure
[CHUCKLING]
You fucking up the rotation.
I told you to hook yourself up.
Stanley trees all in the way.
My mama is in Vegas with her boyfriend.
Oh, man.
Yeah, you got something.
-You take your ass home. -No, fuck you.
where you get that from?
You should have seen it. Biggest dog I've ever seen in my life.
hiya boys
That’s why I’ve been like fuck meds
Rita is not fat, she's just big-boned.
Smoke Mule, Baby!
That was different.
Every time I try to do something on my own around the house
I'm thick.
Now, Craig...
Can i have my Honey BBQ twist and Chilli Fritos? You can't have motherfukkin shit I'm close you Porky Pig Pillsbury Doughboy fat fukk
You gotta be reminding me. I’m sorry
Stop being a bitch and come on.
well, fuck you den marlo
I told you
Then gimme my bike back! My bike!
Wet the motherfucker all up.
Oh my stress! My back! My stress and my back!
Here y’all go, smh
In the back room real quick.
My microwave?
Can't do shit over here.
Go get your hair done From that bitch!
Only me
Gizmo
Shit.
-It will be okay. Believe me. -No, look at your face.
Get off your ass and get in this car.
You didn't tell me shit!
That's the shit, ain't it?
I see the window open so I said fuck it.
Use water,it qont hurt
How much you need
That's the beauty of it.
Get a nigger locked up. Man, come on.
And the only person who could get me out was my mom.
Stop being bitches and come on
And I turned around to jump over the fence, the dog grabbed my ass.
I TOLD YOU YOU AINT TELLIN ME SHIT!
Yeahhhhh Cook it up!
SMOKEY: I want my mama. CRAIG: Man. Man.
CRAIG: For some reason, I don't think Smokey wanted to go in there...
Jerry says I remind him of Tom Brady