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[DEBBIE LAUGHING]
You gotta be reminding me
Oh Nigga! Das Janet Jackson!
DANA: Craig, get up. -Get up, Craig. Come on, Craig.
Bye-bye.
That's my dog.
Pop's tripping, man. He want me to ask for my bike back.
How i feel when my sister leaves my house
See, I don't know why I waste my time on your old stupid ass anyway.
When there's no milk but you not allowed to waste food
Put it in your mouth.
That's why I been like "Fuck Randle"
. .
because it's election day.
-WOW. -******
Man, get your punk ass up. It ain't even wet over here. Damn.
ain't gone tell nobody else Who yall know shit in bushes
What you gon' do for me?
I got to go in here.
Girl, that's my friend.
WOMAN: I'm about 5'2", light-skinned, long hair.
Craig. Telephone.
She be knowin what she be doin
-What's up, Smokey? -Nothing.
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DEBBIE: Is Dana here? -Uh....
You do like this. And put your hands like this.
What y’all smoking on?
All right, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna run here and get you the gun.
-When we gonna hook up? -Boy, please.
Baby, baby, we was just praying.
Loan me 200 dollars.
How you gone get fired While being quarantined
Thanks my ass
Make It Enough
-You wrong. He wrong. MAN: Get out.
Yeah, well, yeah. She blacker than a motherfucker too.
And you know this, man.
What's up?
Whatcha got on my Weekend Homie!!!!
-You gonna call me? -I'm gonna call you.
Who the fuck is that bitch
...forget that plan.
THAT'S MY DOGG!!!
nikki lost trump might win this time
[GRUNTING]
I'm making some eggs, bacon, sausage, pancakes, and some leftover pork chops.
I got over the flu yesterday What the fuck that gotta do with me?
Oh, shit. Here come Felisha.
What y'all smokin' on?
It Friday Fam Spark 'em up
The word today is job.
I don't think you applying yourself, Smokey.
[PHONE LINE CLICKS]
CRAIG: For most people, Friday's just a day before the weekend.
[SCREAMING]
Nigga how much you need?!
Wait, man. That's 100 dollars. Stop playing with me, Smokey.
You better connect that shit, boy
But I wanna spend Jordan's OT money
I'm on house arrest. I'm not even supposed to be over here.
Ohhhh I’m hurt! My neck, my back, myneck&myback I wanna hunnet and fifty thousand!
That's my pleasure.
But I wanna spend mijo’s money
Don’t worry… I ain’t gonna tell nobody else!
Hey, hey, hey.
Give it up, Red.
_weed. Aawe!!
What?
You been eating corn, huh?
Oh, shit. Here come Deebo.
-Number two. -Shit.
Hey, what's up with me and you?
You can't have shit. I'm closed, fat boy.
Blacker than a motherfucker
You Lucky
I got mind control over kids!
When there's no milk "Use water, it won't hurt"
Holiday wit rhe fam be Like
When you get your $600 stimulus While the rest of the world gets you hard earned taxes
I don't think u applying urself.
What he say?
It sounded like a bomb.
Big Worm.
They know I'm over here.
Who dat bitch
Hey, you got some money?
I won. Give me my money.
Stop the mother--
Smokey. Smokey. Smokey, wait.
No.
Dirty and KeKe
Take a puff.
CRAIG: Damn.
That’s why I’ve been like “Fuck Cartman”
No.
All the reeses you can give me
Ugh, you been eating corn, huh?
What you got On my formula homie
You think you’re slick
Pound Town
Controlllllllll
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
When your broke nigga keeps liking the same bitch pictures and it’s haircut day
Hi, you guys.
I don’t wanna have to fuck u up Tai Tai
How most Americans Feel right about now
Now, Craig, you know what your problem is?
Aye! You kids quit Slammin' my goddamn door!
It won’t hurt.
Not 10:03, not 10:36.
Oh, shit.
You ain't never got no money You ain't never got no money
"Her Mama Got Ass Too."
You Just Tell The Bitch, Whoever She Is, When I Catch Her, IMA BEAT HER ASS!
Veteran bartenders/servers
Snack-Aroni
Go to sleep. Go to sleep.
-Yeah. -Do something.
Pop's tripping, man.
RED: Craig, yeah.
Stanley. What's going on?
Man, I got mind control over people
ADRIAN
The one I’ve been talki
And you know this, man.
Man, that's fucked up, man. If it was y'all, I would've helped y'all.
-She at home? -She should be.
HECTOR: What's up, Craig? What's up, Red?
Get off my ass.
-What the fuck you--? -You see them?
Look here, give me 10 dollars, and I won't say nothing.
I don't know why you messing with that little fast-assed girl anyway.
Nope. Neither is Brother Jones, they both at work.
Damn Nate... You should’ve been bobbing and weaving
CRAIG: I wish you weren't slipping today.
[JONES GRUNTING]
Man, hurry up.
[LAUGHING]
MRS. PARKER: He's crazy!
But I'm not.
I SUGGEST...
You just having all the fun in the world.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Oh, man, I'm tripping.
SMOKEY: She wanted to give me the ass one time, I had to go to work and shit.
The other day I had to stop Deebo from beating her ass.
Paper?!
I'm trying to get with her, but Dana won't even hook me up.
Messin’ with my creemz is playing with my emotions.
What'd he say?
They like to got dealt with.
I'll wait till you come out.
What time your mama leaving?
Hey girl
What you got On my formula homie
Matt week 4 v Miguel
[METAL CREAKING]
-We just keep it down at my house. -Cool.
I don't think you applying yourself.
HECTOR: Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, homes.
So quick to pick up a gun.
I knew it girl ha haaaaa
Punk.
Because I steal, I don't kill.
guilgb nnn
People say I look like Janet Jackson
Who is that bitch?
Yayah Girl
That’s why I’ve been like fuck meds
Playing with my tickets is like playing with my emotions
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
CLEVER: Oh, man. Come on.
Bring your ass in here. What you talking about?
Have you ever had government cheese?
YOU LUCKY
You lucky
.
-I fell asleep. -I wish you was sleeping now.
But you live, you live to fight another day.
-Damn. SMOKEY: Watch my foot.
OHH NIGGA Thats Resident Evil
It's friday Spark up
Cowboys Lost
You need to hook up them clippers And get the back of that neck.
WHAT $1200?
I told you... You didn't tell me shit!
i'm gon' get you high today
What's up, Big Perk?
What'd he say?
Damn!!!
I ain't trying to be no dog catcher.
Hey, and bring a radio too.
What?
Ain't like you got shit to do tomorrow. You don't have to go to work.
You got knocked TF out!
-Was in there whole time arguing. -So y'all didn't get nothing?
Nigga, how much you need?!
Oh that was different.!!
Where you got my 40, homey?
"Her Mama Got Ass Too."
-Who, her mama? -Yeah.
What the fuck you doing stealing plants for?
...how much you need...
Debo
[STAMMERING]
She gonna cry in the car
If you don't get involved, I'm gonna knock your ass out too.
You’re lucky you’re my boy
Huh?
I got you.
[YELLS]
-Hey, man. CRAIG: Heh, heh, heh.
BIG WORM: Don't be calling here like you some straight up G...
Spring
You know I wouldn’t trip
I want $150,000