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Hey, uh, this is Smokey.
Jerry says I remind him of Tom Brady
So we gonna kick it or what? Daaaaammmmmnnnn!
The weed be letting you know Evil lurks
Nigga how much you need
What you gonna do with that besides make me mad?
Break yourself, fool.
Sit yo ass down
lol
...make your ass wake you up and take out that damn trash.
I didn't know you wanted it back, homey. It's right here.
Goddamn.
-You need to stay off that crack. -Get out.
You said this was indo.
...I started feeling funny as hell.
Aye Patrick back here taking a shit!!
Ask that BITCH for some money
GODD***, YOU GOT TO BE A STUPID MOTHAF***** TO GO TO COURT AND KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE!
Fuck you.
I don't think so.
-Oh. Here you go. DANA: Hey, it's too early.
Rich
SMOKEY: Come on, nigger.
I did. I went in there to pick up my check.
Get the hell on, Felisha.
Ask that nigga for a ride
How you gonna drop the Q word on your day off
Fuck Worm.
Peace out.
Get these for me.
Look at her.
Ain't nothing in this house.
Use water It won’t hurt
How the hell you go get Wednesday off?
WHO?! DEEBO!
What time yo (Baby) momma leavin'?
CRAIG: Look what you did to my curtain.
How much you need Mo Iight I got you
You Just Tell The Bitch, Whoever She Is, When I catch her, IMA BEAT HER ASS!
Janet Jackson?
Don't laugh. It ain't funny.
Cool.
[PHONE RINGS]
Eat it on the 4th, by the 18th, everybody trying to get to the bathrooms.
Buy me a 40oz for my birthday
...I be talking again.
. .
An
Man you know I want some dip
HER MOMMA GOT ASS TOO
Yeah, well, yeah. She whiter than a motherfucker too.
Its the mack
What you gonna give me?
Mayock’s trippin, man. He want me to ask for my DE back.
What'd you say, honey?
I know.
Because I'm going to rehab.
Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones.
[PLOPPING IN WATER]
. .
-What? -You better not tell nobody, man.
Thank you. Thank you.
Y'all some high rollers and y'all broke.
Take advantage, man.
Deebo!
I was just bullshitting And you know this maaaan
Dana, wait up.
You DONT love me bitchh
and you know this kisha
When you’re still in the parking garage 5 hours later
$ATNF Bulls to Shorts When Data Drops
What you got?
What's up, Big Perm?
Puff puff give
Man you lucky
You kids today ain't nothing but punks. Sissified.
"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."
CRAIG: I'm clowning.
She love me in the morning
Get up!
Not a d*** one.
Me to city ordinance: "I'm just gonna tuck mine in."
-Oh, so they opened that already? -Yep.
What’d she say?!
Get the fuck out of my face.
I'll see you later.
Giants don’t want it with the Washington dogs
Night how much you need
[DOOR SLAMS]
That girl wider than all outside
Mariel at The ski resorts
[PHONE LINE CLICKS]
Use water, it won't hurt.
Whos that bitch
But when he leave...
After ad
Buyer’s be doin a drive-by
That's your problem
I know this.
Hey, you the last brother money I'd mess with.
Whose car is that?
What time you waking up in the morning?
Don’t ever ever ever come by here
Go ask her for a feature Brrr
Craig, you ain't got to lie.
...and get knocked out like your father used to.
I told you The grid be letting you know, evil lurks.
CRAIG: Shit.
What you gone give me?
... ...
You just tell the bitch, whoever she is, When I catch her ima beat her ass
JONES: Get up, Craig. Come on, Craig.
Go ask that bitch for some money!!!
You know I wouldn't trip.
She gonna cry in the conference room
Where mine at?
Put the gun down.
-Who? -Craig.
Why don't you come over. Come to my homey's house.
There you go. Get up, Craig. Get up, Craig.
C'mon Debo Stall him out!
Deebo!
.
Is Dana in there?
CRAIG: All right, man. All right, man.
How much you need nigga
What?
Roll the dice.
Weed is from the earth.
How much You need
I know you don't wanna fight me because you're nothing but a bitch too.
I heard they hiring too
Man I don't do that gay shit
Fuck you Charles!
Every time Ty and Teri go to the Comedy Zone, Mike is in the Comedy Zone!
BETTER GET YOUR ASS OFF YOUR SHOULDERS
[LAUGHING]
Kendrick J Cole
I ain't going ever smoke weed again.
With what? You ain't got nothing, man.
Come over here and sit down. Right here.
For real? No shit?
Look, look, look. She bending over.
You just tell the bitch, whoever she is, when I catch her, I'm gonna beat her ass.
Dillion brooks right now
Shut up.
SMOKEY: Damn.
I got all the game
That girl wider than all outside
.
I know.
You ain’t got to lie Nate you ain’t got to lie
Cowboy Fans to 49ers Fans....
Who else wants some of Cam?
When you don’t want to workout but you remember this quote…
Where mine at?
You know you done looked at her booty before.
I bet you think you're a man with that strap on?
Ask THAT Bitch for some money!
Hurry up
Give me tge money
That's why I've been Like Fuck checo
That’s my store credit Punk!
Ewwwwwwww!
WHEN SOMEONES ON YOUR SACK
" Woman I don't why you come down here messing with these people "
Just go out, pick you 4 or $500 and go off and just dance and eat chicken and dance.
You don't care, 2 percent, 3 percent, buttermilk.
Fool.
Since you ain't getting up, I'll take these shoes.
Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.
What's up, Hero
Because it's Friday.
All right.
-What she say? -She ain't seen them.
I know what I'm doing, man.
Oh. Nigger, that's Janet Jackson.
...and I-- All day long, my foot up a dog's ass.
Give me some chili Fritos
Use water, it won't hurt.
Ask that bitch for some money!!!
Nigga how much you need ?
All these niggers around here might be scared of you.
-How your eye? -Oh, it's cool.
U REALLY SHOULD!
Hey this the registry I ain’t gon tell nobody else
Brother, stay black.
STOP SLAMMIN' MY GODDAMN DOOR!
*2nd day*
You better make that money.
what you know about candlesticks?
Without Deebo, neighborhood build never be the same
-What? -You a hype.
F$&% Marlo it’s a beautiful day
JOI: Uh-uh. Hell, no.
AND SHE REALLY DO
Don’t even talk, with all the horses missin’ they hair around here
Aw. I'm sorry.
Could you niggas Stay off my grass
What?
Bye, Erin.
Don't even ask.
Hurry up with the garbage. I got some more work for you.
Spoon, fork and knife.
Ain't nobody playing but you.
When you going to let me fuck, Mrs. Parker?
For real? Damn.
Hi, Mrs. Jones.
That girl gone
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Gotta keep moving
I'm in here on the phone.
I wonder where she going.
Man, you know I want some Steph!
. .
What I Say!!!???
Dumbass nosey neighbors B havin a nigga sooo fuckd Upp!!!!THIS AINT THAT AINT THIS,CAUSE BITCH IM STRAPPED!!!!!!!!
When I was coming up, we didn't have milk, cereal, a bowl to eat in.
Meme This you
JOI: What?
Look, Hector almost hit his nasty ass.
.
Give me the gun.
CRAIG: Hey.