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- You just had a baby. - No, she just had a baby.
is a giant electric melon-baller. Guess what?
I have stress-induced dyslexia and you know that, Dr Oslek.
Spence, was coming to town.
You're cleaning the same spot you were this morning.
It's mostly just the kid thing.
I don't know about that, Perry.
Wait up, I've got my heels on.
Hey, I have a presentation on Thursday.
I was freaking out, cos I'm confident that I'll be a horrible father.
- Ronk. - When do people yell "stat"?
Good, because I have an audition for Stomp tomorrow.
You're gonna be a very scary... I mean, great.
Wanna get a beer later?
I still would've picked you to crap on.
- A double wedding? - No.
Spence here got me through a lot of hard times.
What? I made you guys go out tonight?
This is it. Last man standing.
Restoril so she'll sleep, and Colace so she'll poop.
- Do I smell beer? - We had a few.
- So you boys are doctors, huh? - OK, whoa, Frannie.
But as far as you and I go...
I mean, honestly, does it get any better?
If she was your daughter, you'd totally know how to handle it.
Hey, Betty, Wilma. What the hell? You're only 40 minutes late.
OK, I didn't really introduce them.
Really, all you can hope for is an occasional thank-you.
We gotta kinda lay low tonight. We're on backup call.