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I would like to be President someday,
was going to be elected President,
I wonder if mini golf is open.
Oh, hey, you guys. What are you doing here? It's so good to see you.
Do you live here?
No. Tom Haverford. I spent 120 bucks to get it monogrammed.
Did you see that I paged you?
My mother likes David, but I'm pretty split on it 50-50.
Catch.
That's all that matters, you know?
These are carrots.
Okay. I get it.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe this is on.
Really?
You make such good coffee.
And you got to believe me, he didn't give me a choice.
Are you going to wear that shirt?
to arrest people when they try to get into their own van?
this is a police matter.
but just give me one day to deal with this internally, okay?
I'm responding to a 9-1-1 call
- No! No! - Let's just go home.
Her name's Ann. You know her name. Her name's Ann.
Oh, my God. I'm so fine with it, Ann. Seriously. It's so fine.
Get down.
make sure nobody's breaking into Lady Foot Locker?
and they'll find my fingerprints on the manure,