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Oh, my God, these are notes about me, or some 29-year-old version of me.
and no amount of success will ever make up
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
Here's a good one.
That's like taking fashion advice from... Well, Ted Mosby.
blew both his thumbs off trying to shoot a beaver.
I've seen him work very hard to get rid of women.
I knew there was a skank, but I thought she'd at least be dumb.
(CELL PHONE DINGS)
Hey, guys. What you talking about?
Do you have a problem with this class?
- "You're an idiot"? - Yup.
in this notebook is patently wrong.
I've seen Barney work very hard to get women.
in the Beaux-Arts style. This architectural gem...
Distract me? That is so condescending.
Mabel's like family.
No! Stop! Stop! Eye contact. Listen to me.