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It was hard to tell if the band was a band
I just feel bad 'cause I got the cup.
I called them to come and save you.
- Well, it was a gig offer, wasn't it? - No.
- Get out of here. - No, I'm serious. It's totally fine.
I sold it to get some money.
My family thanks you for the loan.
- no thanks. - Might this entice you?
Didn't read it.
It'll sound fine.
and one air guitar which was mimed,
♪ when in walks a guy with his dick in a sling ♪
♪ you don't have to be a prostitute ♪
Um, guilty expression.
Can you imagine it? Out of the hundreds of people that use the internet,
Yes, ma'am.
- I would like to check my email. - Yes, certainly.
- A prostitute. - A male prostitute.
Jemaine shouldn't be doing this.
I'm gonna have to charge you for the next 20 minutes.
And unfortunately I've had to use all the profits from the nigel soladu fund,
I am. I'm not.
All right.
- What? - You see my friend over there?
It was only $2.79.
This is what people are reading.
the dad guitar or "bass" in muso terms,
or is that just something I'll have to get used to?
That means I can't drink a cup of tea between 7:00 and 9:00 pm.
There's nothing to do.
Why aren't I a prostitute, Bret?
♪ I'm like, "holy shit, what happened to you?" ♪
♪ there's a man whose pants are too tight ♪
- I was exaggerating a little bit. - Lying.
and maybe wear a cowboy hat and cover up your head a bit.
Free condoms. Free condoms from the human condom!
Do you want to swap for a while?
- This is Bret. - Hi.
but last night, playing with only one guitar,