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It's just not obvious to the whole world, that's all.
I know it isn't fair, and I can't make you do it.
You didn't have to do that.
Hey, be nice, pally. We're in church.
I am letting him do it.
This fancy chair, two months ago, I sold three just like it.
What? Oh!
JACK: So it's Mary's special cereal.
- Ma, are you okay? - You see what you did?
First, I remember being with my dad.
- Two, please. - Four, please.
- That's spiked. - Thank God.
SAUL: I said I'd tell them.
Somebody help me, please.
Kitty, kitty, kitty. Kitty, kitty, kitty.
JACK: Down and dirty.
This one?
- Oh, no, we ought to take Peter's car. - LUCY: Huh.
And, you know, it was the normal stuff.
I went to Cuba.
- Can you hear me? - (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
They say it's customary for friends and family to come down and give blood.
(BEEPS)
I think we're all right now. Yeah. Let's just move this way.
Are you okay? Can you get up? God, sir, this is not good.
(GRUNTING)
Well, they took me in as part of their family.
Can you give me any reason why I shouldn't marry your brother?
(BRAKES SQUEALING)
Well, what did you say?
a really good friend.
you might as well shoot Grandma.
- I had a great time. Thank you. - Us, too.
Okay.
He passed away last year. I don't even remember my mom, so...
It's not true.
Do I like Jello?
- Favorite baseball team? - Chicago.
It was a lot different than hugging. Hugging's very different.
JACK: Well, somebody's gotta look. MARY: Don't look at me.
Neither would I.
MIDGE: He just put the token in.
Food. Kitty, kitty, kitty. Come here.
I had to. We gotta unload the furniture.
- Saul. - Now, now, listen. Let me handle it.
It's been a hell of a week... Hasn't it?
Celeste, you have to have sex in order to be pregnant.
- Let him hear your voice, hon. - Okay.
Every day I go and I sit in a booth like a veal.
What about my carpet?
I pretended to pull a hamstring.
He's proposing. Let him do it.
SAUL: (LAUGHS) That's good.
Hey, my old man's got a set of keys.
Oh, God.
I don't have anybody.
- I'd better get going. - Yeah.
Yeah, my friend Celeste is having a party tonight.
(SNORTS AND CHUCKLES)
Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack.
You are unlucky at cards.
I like boxer shorts, but I'll try these if...
Who's Jack?
Just mustard.
who fell asleep in the macaroni and cheese.
LUCY: It smells so good.
Alan Ladd wasn't tall.
I don't think I've done anything truly heroic my whole life.
- Were you here all night? - Yeah.
MAN: You two are better off together.
Come on in.
- I thought you were John
- Who is it? - JOE JR: What gives?
Oh, no, no, no. You have to tell me what to do.
My name's Lucy.
SAUL: I'm right behind you.
and that's gonna be perfect.
You jumped on the tracks?
They're still pissed about the fire we had
LUCY: So is everything okay?
so, you know, I'll go.
Well, there was a little mix-up.
Mister? Mister?
I wouldn't mind seeing the black underwear,
Think you should know your family thinks we're engaged.
Doctor, it's supposed to be family only.
Okay. Okay.
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- Yes, you did. - No, I didn't.
One token, please.
You give up your seat every day in the train.
they figure they have Peter back.
Elsie, she wants nitroglycerin.