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- No. - Sort things out.
I can handle whatever
Marco and Charlie matched.
(DOOR CLOSES)
- I love you two. Bye-bye. - (RECORDER CLICKING OFF)
Would you marry me if I was?
she's much smarter than me.
I will fucking sick your nose
You know who tipped them off? His fuckin' girlfriend. He just wanted to see a movie.
And Laura told her a few things.
But there will be romance again at some stage, I'm sure.
Hear your name and I'd start to cry
Probably seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think just the once would do!
All right, we have a 9% chance of getting back together.
I've gotta go, Liz.
(DOOR CLOSING)
- You can't. - Why not?
- You were unbelievable. - (CHUCKLES) Really? Well...
What?
She's in the fuckin' phone book.
but it's just your garden-variety women, you know, schizo stuff,
But in your opinion, would I definitely go?
I will now sell five of those t-shirts
- Oh. Me? - Yes. My dad really liked you.
What would you think?
and I went into this brief and ill-advised bout of self-righteousness.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
that I bought it for someone in the fall of 1983 pile,
I can say that.
The home for the mentally challenged or the blind or the bus station?
you should have gotten to me earlier!
I mean, do you have kids and stuff like everybody else?
Who could ever replace your charms
and maybe even include one of our private little jokes in the liner notes.
Are you Bob?
I thumbed right through my little red book
Um, Mom wants you to come to the funeral.
You meet someone, you move in, she goes!
Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands
One, sense of humor. Very dry, but it can also be warm and forgiving.
(SNAPS FINGERS)
It's gonna be okay.
(SPRINGS SQUEAKING)
But I'm not quite ready for that.
(HEAVY METAL MUSIC)
A little sunnier.
- Very... In a minute. - Excuse me, I was...
I miss her smell
that what really matters is what you like
it's really fucking good
One moment they weren't there,
People worry about kids playing with guns,
Hello, this is Charlie.
These people are gonna burn the place down.
She's dry and self-deprecating.
She'd just been dumped by some asshole named Michael.
But things being as they are, you being wiped out and all,
- Want me to come... - You want... Okay, let's go out.
Producer, Atlantic Records, 1964 to 1971.
And if there are, they're cute problems,
hOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT I RELATE TO, WILL ONE DAY FEEL AGRIEVED ABOUT AND POST ABOUT IN AN INTERNET MUSIC FORUM?
Top five side ones. Track ones.
Okay? Okay.
Come on in. Make yourself at home.
(CLICKS OFF TAPE)
To be honest, I hadn't met anyone as promising as Laura
CHARLIE: Call me tomorrow, okay? Call me. Promise to call me.
You know what I'm saying, G?
No problem at all.
Right now, I just want to go home with you.
and I made some crack about having kids.
And the joys of caring
So, then I asked her if she ever thought about meeting someone else.
And you met this bruiser where, exactly?
We'll just, you know,
No, those are for us.
Yeah, yeah. Like a billion, right?
Relationships have become more sophisticated.
Nice, Donnie. Really, really nice. That's just top class.
Why am I doomed to be left?
(MUSIC ENDS)
VERY PUSSY
- Uh, the Kinky Wizards. - Nice.
Perpetrated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go.
and you're complaining about no more Echo albums.
(GAGGING)
Full of stuff that'd make her happy.
Leader Of The Pack.
- Who are you going to see? - Nobody.
are throwing some kind of celebration party
We can meet for another drink if you want.
He offended me with his terrible taste.
Any profits we split down the middle after I recoup expenses, okay?
Is this the new Green Day?
You're really upsetting her, and him!
Great.
Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut
Yeah, and then... And then I'd feel good.
Only people of a certain disposition
- It was a long time after the... - Okay, whatever.
Love and settling down and marriage, you know?
Ooh, baby I love your way
Hey Rob. You fucking asshole.
Number two on the top five all-time Bob list
'Cause I want to feel something else than this.
I am a fucking asshole
(FAINTER) You didn't realize
Look, can you call me at work?
Then she left me for one of them.
(LAUGHING)
Is it better?
I work for The Reader. I write a music column.
Well, Ray's a disaster.
Very arse!
Rob, are you there? What are you thinking?
I gotta get some lyrics down on paper.
(GRUNGE MUSIC PLAYING)
- Anaugh. - Anaugh? Anaugh Conda?
Um, Marie De Salle's playing.
or ill-at-ease.
Fuck you.
- I just want something I can ignore. - BARRY: Here's the thing.
So if you had a bit more energy, we'd stay split up?
Good.
Like thinking about my future.
To look at us, and think you know what we listen to.
Very nice, Rob. A sly declaration of new classic status
Turn it off It won’t go any louder
(MUSIC STOPS)
We talked about the future.