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- I've stopped all of that now. - You were there this morning.
- Hello. - WOMAN: Rob? Bonjour. Bonjour.
- Everything go all right? - Yeah, yeah.
I don't know what precisely Laura said,
It's fucking Monday afternoon! You should get out of bed earlier.
He had rings on his fingers.
It came down to me to tell him the truth.
There's nothing wrong
Top five thing I miss about Laura.
- Hi, Rob. - Hi.
Hi. Drinking lunch on a school day.
and Penny went with this asshole named Chris Thompson,
My desert island, all-time top five
Oh, it's so hard. The medication I was on is not working.
Without despair
Stay for tonight, then.
because I was, to use your charming expression, tight,
His music, Latin and Bulgarian,
You bet. You can take this with you if you want.
How can someone who has no interest in movies work in a movie theater?
Now, I can see what we were really talking about,
What, you think I'm gonna stick around here the rest of my life?
and it doesn't work out.
It will be forever
The one on Testament of Youth.
Ray. I.
- Cash by Johnny Cash. - (PHONE RINGING)
How can it be bullshit to state a preference?
Hey. Like the music.
as if nobody ever had a conversation about having kids
While I'm At Work. While I'm At Work
(ORGAN PLAYING)
We had that conversation about that guy making Beretta shotgun ammo off-screen in the 14th century.
Thank you.
Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Breakbeats, Serge Gainsbourg.
Put on some old sad bastard music. See if I care.
At least, I think she did. (CLEARS THROAT)
It's just so hard when you put all of your efforts into one area of your life
I Just Called to Say I Love You. Do you have it?
She tells me about her life, I tell her about mine.
It sounds great.
- IAN: Laura, are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
to start a record label by putting out a record
If you really wanted to mess me up,
- Hello? - ROB: Hey, Liz.
It was a casual thing, and I was glad when it ended.
I believe when I fall in love
Thanks, Boss
And so we got back together, and it was great.
Many Rivers To Cross by Jimmy Cliff, Angel by Aretha Franklin,
But were you really expecting me to say yes?
good.
What has been
My desert island, all-time top five
But the thing I learned from the whole Charlie debacle
But I'd like to believe that if she decided
She's kind of Sheryl Crow-ish, crossed with a post-Partridge Family,
Very Pussy
I wasn't gonna sit and cry
I can hold my own
(THUNDERCLAP)
Since when did this store become a fascist regime?
- There's no lingerie and... - I have lingerie.
It means you're gonna do it, doesn't it? Or does it?
was Penny Hardwick.
Hsjz
We were having this State-of-the-Union-type conversation,
So what am I gonna do now? Just keep jumping
- You're pretty when you're angry. - Shit!
Yes, you do. You have great lingerie.
We've done the hard part now, I might as well just...
I express regret, I say nice things about her,
- I don't know. - Well, the answer is, I don't know either.
Come on, dude.
That was just a little bit of I Sold My Mom's Wheelchair,
Now, the making of a good compilation tape is a very subtle art.
My God, she's right.
- It's good. - I know.
Autobiographical
In the club or at home?
That's great, Dave! Really smoke that ass
But the word yet. Yeah, you know what?
so I'm like a guinea pig, and... But I'm making money. That's good.
Yet! What does yet mean anyway?
Hey.
Oh, of course I will, Rob. No problem.
(SINGING) We are the champions My friends
But, um... So, I'll see you tomorrow.
and really grown into herself.
(CHUCKLES) Guess who?
Very sneaky... Very PUSSY!
Them against you!
ROB: I can see now that I'm doomed to die
Books, records, films, these things matter.
My apologies. I'll be on my way.
And therefore, she was no good to me.
We went out to dinner every night.
'Cause we are the champions
She lives in an
Rob, phone.
Rob, Marie De Salle is in the store.
Let me go do that, after I do something else that I have to go do.
Some people never got over 'Nam,
Oh, you're my best friend, baby
Marco just seemed to be a bit more glamorous.
Very pussy
- (SITAR PLAYING) - (RINGING CONTINUES)
Kevin Bannister. He is her first and last boyfriend.
Since when did this clan become a fascist regime?
There's just no getting over you
(WHISTLING)
- for that girl from The Reader. - Yeah.
And I fell for it because
Do you understand?
We stayed in and made love all the time.
Yeah, okay.
.
Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care
- So we have a chance. - Shut up, Rob.
I would hate it if I lost her.
I've come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.
No. No, I'm too young, too single.
(INDISTINCT)
Look, I know I'm asking a lot,
Look, um, we can talk about it later if you want to.
How can it be Bullshit to state a preference
- Will you come? Championship Vinyl. - It sounds okay.
Um, well, I was crazy about you.
(WHISPERING) There's only Charlie left now.
Conflict resolution is my job.
Laura.
I'd feel guilty taking their money, if I wasn't,
That's the one with Cheryl Ladd on the cover.
Oh, come on, oh
I've been thinking with my gut since I was 14 years old,
Hey! Okay, fuckos.
What do your songs sound like?