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Okay?
its the shoes!
it was to express moral, rather than political, views.
It's so wonderful what you've done here. Everything is so simple and uncluttered.
You say to yourself, "Albert, you pierced the toast. So what?"
I will go on. The people have come to see Starina.
No, straighten it, then tighten it.
Actually, I'm talking to the asshole behind you.
I'll be there in five minutes.
He's not a cultural attaché?
Put Katharine's note on the downstairs door.
you, the fantasy, see her, your inventor, and she becomes your fantasy.
Val's uncle? Uncle Al?
♪ Get up, everybody, and sing
He won't let her run the house. He's in the kitchen. He serves.
It's perfectly innocent.
And the English. Not Margaret Thatcher, of course.
If not for the Pirin tablets, I couldn't go on.
Val's mother is just late.
I know honey, it's gonna pass
I'm kidding.
Barbara will be with you. It's not you they're after.
First, get your pinky down. It's up again.
I'm getting married.
you'll be sorry the rest of your life. There! Enough said. Subject closed.
It's so odd to me, this fuss over school prayer.
Are you nuts? You try sending Albert away.
Well, she's only 18 and he's only 20, so I...
As requested.
Now, look at me. I'm this short,
- I'm terribly sorry. - Take it easy.
- You're soaking! - I'm sweating like some farm animal.
She's gonna see me.
And I chose Albert.
I should be there in half an hour.
Isn't the "D" silent?
Just one.
♪ I got all my sisters with me
Senator Jackson's last words: "your money's on the dresser, chocolate" were racist & demeaning
NOW LOOK AT ME.
Agador, I'm in such pain.
Somebody has to like me best
Imelda, cancel my appointments for tonight.
- A Dio. - I see.
No. 20 years ago, she was a young girl, scared, broke. Now...
I mean, that dinner.
Who's Kevin Keeley?
Really? Barbara, get me my glasses, dear.
There are lovely trees, the sky is blue, there are birds.
Oh, my dear child. Welcome.
This is a complex number, full of mythic themes.
The bag lady
What is this, sludge?
Dad uses this place more for work and... reflection than anything else.
Is that Goldman?
I normally drink vegetable juice during business hours, but for this...
Somebody has to like me best.
The Kennedys are here for supper. Do we pick up their tab?
Thank you. Thank you, all. Dinner is served.
Really?
- I can't do this. - We can do this! Work with me.
I don't understand.
Thank you and welcome to The Birdcage.
To Los Copa.
You cannot be held responsible for Senator Jackson's private life.
You own half of my life and I own half of yours.
No! My weave!
Oh, Armand. Really?
It's like a stew!
- Waiter! Water. - Right away.
Fuck it! It's one night. I can live through it.
let's drink to Senator Keeley's daughter and our Val.
Gentlemen... and ladies,
I've never seen these bowls before.
Mom, I have something to tell you about Val's parents.
everyone speaking English and no drugs and no AIDS.
Of course, I don’t believe a word of it.
Why, yes, it is... It is a huevo!
I'm 50 years old.
No, it's his town car. I am looking at it.
Shut up, goddamn you! Stop crying! Goddamn you!
Beast
Did you get him?
Al, you old so-and-so.
It's Cole d'Isle au Man, or Cole of the Isle of Man in France
You got it.
How was your trip, Senator?
morality is political.
This is less like Palm Beach than I imagined.
when asked how i feel about this election and the ridiculousness in my newsfeed :/
Our Baby is Growing Up too Fast
I... I...
- ♪ Love is in the air - ♪ Round and about
Back?
Robertson's last words were "Your money's on the dresser, Chocolate".
From 2:30 till 3:45 a.m. Two times.
Okay. Straighten, tighten.
Kill the mothers That’ll stop them
I don't know if he'll come out.
Greek boys, actually. Naked Greek boys.
I want a palimony agreement, now.
We lied to you, Barbara and I. And everyone lied for us.
How I love the sun.
There you go... never give me credit
Well, not tiny.
whatever your name is, I hope this doesn't influence your vote.
This guy's a fucking maniac.
You're the one who pushed for the marriage. Barbara can handle that boy.
- ♪ Maidens watch out - ♪ Fair warning
So Goldman owns the club,
The son of a cultural attaché, a sort of a diplomat, really,
- Can you come upstairs with me? - No. Not right now.
Are you calling me an asshole?
Don't add. just subtract.
Try Goldman. What was it?
What about you? You're obviously not a cultural... whatever it is.
South Beach, Florida.
WHERE DO YOU GO GET A Frappuccino & Iced coffee WITH THAT MAID?
Bridget!
- Here you go. - Thank you, dear.
You know how she died?
- I think homosexuality... - A lot more ice for you!
Wash those, will you? They're delivering the rest around noon.
You'll have to get a uniform and dress like a butler.
I have nothing
Then give me half.
And his snobbery. And that dig about Grover's Corners.
They're at their home in South Beach.
Love and optimism versus cynicism and sex!
You're joking! I always thought that was someone's television set.