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Substitutes have hard to pronounce last names and bad haircuts.
A wife.
Do you know how over mines going to be when they find out that I didn't?
That's not completely true. There are a couple of truths.
Get out of here. Give me your work back.
Trashing you in your absence, will help pass the time.
Come on. I'll drive you home.
You're here. I see you. Get out your notebook.
But the people were made of paper. Like paper dolls.
I don't perceive any emergency situation.
Exciting? It's not exciting. It's important.
- Is there anymore brisket? - You call your teacher Vic?
Toothpick?
The other truth is my wife is far better off without me.
"I want anger. I want honesty."
Who?
Its not about having their thoughts edited.
What did you hear? Where is he?
homogenized, cutesy, appalling, all of which is true by the way.
Tooth pick.
He said not to sign it, okay? He said it should be anonymous, okay?
- I remembered to buy kitty litter. - My hero.
Yes, what do these words have in common?
If you don't know what you're writing about, no one else will. Yvette.
Cool? Cool is not what substitutes are.
I know what you meant. That was sarcasm. What?
You know, he seems a little fragile.
that doesn't mean you're not going to print it in the paper right?
I mean, wasn't that worth it? I mean, that poem.
I don't want to see any domesticated animals or greenery.
Brian. Read.