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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You know what I don't use my computer for?
For a guy who comes out with felony strikes,
We're real close.
Hey, man, where the fuck we at?
and really can't picture Chepe and Grecco
Empty calories.
We all did our piece at different times, and I was the last to come out,
It was my job to take care of the crew.
You're not gonna try anything, are ya?
So can I just ask you,
Everyone has their own fucked-upness.
Dog!
Uh-huh, you're gettin' the fuck out now!
Gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais, gotta be samurais.
Okay.
Fuck!
Please, just take our money.
that you're ready to glue your fuckin' life back together,
It's all cool, brother.
Sure, have it right here.
Actually, my mom and dad took me to Niagara Falls once.
that now they just call him Guard.
She always bustin' my balls whenever I'm out with the bitch.
I guess you could call it like... Like a resort spot.
I thought maybe you did, 'cause that Brennan guy hasn't shown up for anything.
Okay, shoot.
Get the fuck outta here, that's right!
to rape and murder your kids?
Look, we need money, and I said as much to him,
Pervert! You drug addict fuckin' pervert!
so he'll get over it, I hope. I hope.
Take the baby, take the fucking baby.
Dis. No.
You'll see.
It was you.
I think it made me hate all music, period.
Freeze!
Nah, I'll get us a real good gig.
How we doin' back there, Dorothy?
- Come on, Dog, you're my friend. - No, no, no, like a true friend.
You sound like him, too.
- You never fucked me over. - No.
Okay, Mamita, you like that?
You know it takes 1.1 gallons of water to grown an almond?
Fuck me!
because I'm willin' to alter those things because I believe in redemption, right?
She really gets me going, I tell ya.
Look, look, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Yeah, she's been bringin' her boyfriend over to the house.
The way I see it, we can keep doin' this nickel and dime shit,
Just as long as you do as I say, which doesn't seem to be a problem.
'cause we got people outside, ya see?
The dude that got clipped in the nursery was Brennan.
- I like those guys. - Uh-huh, me, too.
The truth of the fuckin' matter is I don't know fuckin' anything.
But, on the other hand, you didn't try to cheat him
Life without the possibility of parole.
...at, uh, at Captain Taco's.
Like the old fudge puncher said, a man kills the thing he loves.
Your wife's gonna be safe, and you're gonna be fine.
I don't hang out to have fun.
I know you know what's what.
- The baby? - No, the body.
So I guess we just stake out his house, right?
Versace.
No, I didn't, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
in a job we got from our probation officer or an outreach program
With my fuckin' Chevron card? No, uh-uh, give it back.
Why don't you just fuckin' humor me?
his mom needed an eye operation, shit like that.
- He doin' anything? - Well, not yet.
Who the fuck is she?
- This ain't no cop car. - Fuck, no, it ain't.
I'm not referring to your weight.
of Troy Cameron and Dieson Carson after an armed pursuit...
like, stuck under, like, six or seven things.
It's gonna be 1,500.
and make myself a person that doesn't make me
- That it? - The fuck?
Yeah.
No, sir, we can't do that. I just am surprised is all.
That's fucked up, man.
- Motherfucker. - You ready?
What do you do then?
Yeah, that don't add up.