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No, I just-- I just need you to stop being nice to me...
The girI, AIex.
gina borgogillian? hat lazy witch! oh she’s a fuck bitch alright! boing boing borgogno!
You know, I know, it looks kind of like a deflated boob here.
...and aII we have Ieft to eat is some oId jeIIy and some ramen noodIes.
It's exhausting.
He's right. The signaIs are totaIIy different.
The point is he's into me.
I just thought, I hadn't heard from you...
Bend your knee a IittIe bit more. There you go.
Look, I just went out with your friend BiII and....
It couId be an office, it couId be a guest room...
I was hoping ''second of aII'' wouId make me feeI better.
Are you hearing from me or am I getting a caII?
I don't Iike the way it's pretending to be wood.
...who are with girIs Iike me...
...who are incredibIy charming.
Yes. Suck it. Yes.
And he teIIs my dad that he's never feIt anything Iike it before.
Your friend Terri's an idiot. She's aIso the exception...
--and your commitment to each other.
[CHUCKLING]
So...
...of not knowing whether or not you're gonna make it?
-Yeah? -Yeah, with my IittIe sister.
Oh, shit.
...and I'm muIIing over a gum purchase, so I think you shouId go.
I have to.
End. Why, does it matter?
I'm meeting someone. A guy.
She Iikes you. Maybe she just wants you to be a man and do something.
-Who's this now? -AIex.
Conor's not coming in tonight. Thanks a Iot.
...sneaking around here?
Oh, God, no.
He seIIs reaI estate. In BaItimore.
They just so sneaky that you think it was your idea.
What's wrong with me?
Okay, bye.
Oh, he's not interested.
-I know that I've been-- -No, hoId on a second.
Whoa, shit. What number did I just dial?
Okay.
Hey, Jenny, it's Jude. I was just calling to--
I don't know. Maybe dating's a little overrated.
Again with the sensitivity.
In the back yard.
[HAMMERING]
WeII, that cardboard crap is what we caII whoIe-wheat toast.
Aren't we gonna deaI with this?
Or, in reaI estate terms, ''gay-adjacent.''
WOMAN 1 : Oh, my God.
I don't wanna be with anybody eIse, just Beth.
We got some cookies over here, some coId beverages. HeIp yourseIf.
Okay, yeah.
I mean, we actuaIIy video iChatted whiIe hoIding coffee.
Hon?
BasicaIIy.
Did I get any caIIs?
You are not trying to get these back in here.
GIGI: WeII, Conor, I had a reaIIy nice time. -It was reaIIy nice meeting you.
...unIess you're gonna marry me after.
...but I don't want to buy this pIace unIess, at some point...
Sure, why not?
Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message.
...moving on.
That's crazy. We hardIy know each other.
Yeah. Okay, I'II get it to him.
Don't caII him. He doesn't Iike you.
...for one of them.
wait till i whack you one with me cane granny raelene snell sonny boy then you'll know all about it then i'll call 911! yes just wait till you've been framed on australia's funniest home video show then i'll laugh at your misfortune.
And Iying to me?
LAURA: Oh, her face.
Are you kidding me?
Okay.
And cute.
...fun, you know?
Javier...
...I have a pIan, okay?
What do I do?
...mess. You know?
Lying!
...because you have been dumped.
Maybe it was at the beginning.
Okay, I'm making out with this guy-- PG stuff.
Or maybe he Iost my number...
...and he's been with this other woman for 22 years...
...were you obsessing about him caIIing...
Oh, no, it's okay. I got it.
-I'm Nathan. And this is Bruce. -Gigi.
Trust me. It's because he's just getting out of a serious reIationship.
beryl xoxorette are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
She ran into him, and it ended up that--
Yeah. I know it's crazy, but it's a neighborhood in transition.
I’m interpreting your silence as tacit compliance, bye
It's not that she won't sIeep with me, douche bag.
yes gran raelene watch out your walker will crash into ya! careful dear we don't want a broken granny!
It's written aII over your puppy-dog face.
...and I don't see why I can't do that, right?
I know.
-Staying in town is his business. -Right.
You said you'd Iove to caII me...
-It's kiIIing me, IiteraIIy. I'm dying. -Here, have a cookie.
He was a veritabIe master at covering his tracks.
-BiII...? -Alex's friend.
...constantIy pacing back and forth, staring at your phone for days...
I'm getting around to it.
I was...