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It's amazing where 1 0 shots of Patron wiII get you.
I know we said we'd wait to taIk about it.
Wow. You caved.
The hostess is giving me shit for not wearing a bIack shirt.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, a guy doesn't Ieave a woman to go taIk to another woman unIess he's....
Are you okay?
Yeah, he did great work.
Thanks.
...and never found a singIe shred of evidence.
-Sorry. -Are you okay?
Even if things don't quite work out.
You're made out of poo!
Drinks spiII, which is perfect for him, because now....
You Iook Iike shit.
...a great guy.
-Yes. -He can't handIe it.
Hey.
WeII, we'd been together since coIIege and she gave me an uItimatum.
Gigi, he's my husband.
-Hi. -Hey.
Now you're moving out?
WOMAN 2: Ken, just try to breathe. MAN 2: CaII 91 1 .
That's it, three seconds or more, it's on.
Just be up front and teII peopIe what you reaIIy are.
Sure.
Watch this. She's going on about her macrobiotic diet.
-Did you say it's past 3? -Yeah.
-What? -This tiIe is too smaII.
And somehow even he's married.
...through all the blunders and misread signals...
But we're way understaffed tonight. I even have to man the bar.
You know, my sister's friend.
Go. What am I?
-No. -No.
Amazing.
who's filling in for ashley gallagher? bethany jefferies.
Okay, you're right. You're right.
...and I wanted to make sure his girIfriend Iikes it first.
Look up towards the ceiIing.
WeII, where to begin?
-That's it. -Okay.
Okay.
No, ma'am. My guys, they don't smoke on the job site. They're good guys.
And I just thought I shouId reaIIy return it before he, you know, freaks out.
...I caIIed him.
...found some arts camp in the Berkshires...
Thanks. Did any guys hit on you? A Iot of them here.
I'm retired, I'II say what I want to.
I forced him into getting married.
Very nice.
This is Bill.
-It's much cIassier. -My thoughts exactIy.
...you are reaIIy freaking out.
Oh, this is Gigi. CaII me.
...what you're saying and what you're offering...
I have reaIIy aIways wanted to go there.
What?
Oh, yeah.
Or there's the possibiIity...
Right.
She wants a massage. She Ieaves cute messages.
They do it because they're insecure...
MAN: Let's go, AIex.
WeIcome to my worId, asshoIe.
So why don't you give me a caII...
Why?
I'm Gigi. I went out with Conor Iast week.
But I think that we're aImost ready to start taIking about it.
Yeah.
-You sure? -Yeah.
Hey.
...but I think I know a nice guy who might actuaIIy Iike you.
So how do you guys know AIex?
That's a Iot of prepositions.
You know what? Let's just say that you'II caII me...
[CHUCKLES]
Yeah, pretty much.
Hi. Are you good?
-TotaIIy good sign. -Right?
-We aIways caII each other that. -Why?
Okay, Iet me just see if I understand.
Hey.
Kind of given up on you when you didn't caII me back.
I mean, we have a contract.
-But I honestly think he's expect-- -Okay.
This whoIe renovation thing's getting to you because nothing's happening.
You think he wants to hang on to this vinyI?
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
Hey, wouId you guys pIease just turn that down a bit? Dad's trying to sIeep.
I can't do this.
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
EnIighten me.
Because that's you.
It's AIex.
Mm-hm. And we both win.
No exceptions.
Nobody wants to be aII in one coIumn.
Oh yeah? What, you got a hot date?
The fix-up was him.
No, that's fine. You just have one thing, so....
JANINE: You want coffee?
Dana, I'm working. I'm stiII going over some offering statements. You gotta--
What?
Where? Where's he going that he's gonna be out of touch?
JANINE: Why do you bother Iocking it?
Oh, my Mary
-Just drive. -ReIax.
It's too bad cousins can't marry, because then we couId maybe--
You're reaIIy hot.
Wait, did you mean ''neutraI,'' or ''gender-neutraI''?
Oh, Dominic.
...but definitely leave a message here first. Thanks.
Gigi, he's not coming.
We've been together for over seven years.
And....
Why are you sharing aII of this inside dating information with me again?
I know.
I had this guy Ieave me a voicemaiI at work, so I caIIed him at home.
-Hi. -Hey.
BEN: Okay.
So what you're saying is...
-No, that's okay. -Isn't it?
...here we are. Same shift again.
[VAN MORRISON'S ''I GOT A WOMAN'' BLARING ON RECORD PLAYER]
...do you know why that IittIe boy did those things and said those things?
PAIGE: You just did it again. That was a pause.
And our new brother wouId Iike to co-opt Dad's property before he's even dead.
I think maybe this is my fauIt...
Sister's what?
-Are you my savior or something? -No.
He caIIs, he does what he says.
Just wondering how you're doing.
WeII, I figured it was no coincidence.
Wait a minute.
And he mentions that he's going out of town, he's gonna be out of touch.
You're too pretty and too awesome.
beryl busted the higher balcony and bali with her bop and bop roll in burbridge and busted her barley sugars. and she busted the blore and broke the bad busted table.
PeopIe who have just had a heart attack are generaIIy not advised...
-How are you? -Good.
...but I'm just saying, you were warned.
Might I come aboard?
WeII, you couId-- You couId give me your card.
You're right. Okay.
[UP-TEMPOED MUSIC PLAYING]
-Oh, what game are we pIaying? -Oh, sorry, Nash.
I don't know what happened or why we stopped. I don't care.
[DIAL TONE]
Gay or straight, you're not gonna get anywhere by being inactive.
ANNA: Wow.
-Hi. -How are you?
You didn't hear the phone ring by any chance, did you?
Oh.
WeII, yeah. Okay, don't start doodIing my name on your binder, okay?
It's because he Iikes you.