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MAN: What do you miss most about marriage?
That's a great idea.
City Supper.
WOMAN 1 : You're doing a great job.
I know, you're sensitive. Trust me, I get it.
That was 22 minutes ago.
Just, you know.
For me.
Yeah, Iess of the cardboard crap and more reguIar peopIe food.
-Mm-hm. -Yeah. So it couId be whatever.
Oh, no, I'm meeting someone.
''Dan.''
[GIGI LAUGHS]
Look up towards the ceiIing.
BETH: We're gonna move.
PAIGE: What I'm trying to show you is that there's a difference.
Let me finish.
Or an ass that makes me wanna dry hump?
I don't know why I'm saying this...
A bunch of gay peopIe put you up to this?
He's cute, and I think it went weII.
Oh, yes. I knew it.
Listen, I gotta go make a Iiquor run, but the food needs some refreshing.
I can't wait to kiss you again.
...is like a self-discovery, as opposed to dating.
Oh, gosh. A second.
And, I mean, I don't know if you saw that Dateline...
-Want a gIass of wine? -Sure.
-Is that the question? -Yes.
[SCREAMING]
Yeah.
Okay.
Yea-- No. I don't think so.
...for us to work through this?
Javier.
Then we realized we've both been dumped by every man we've ever been with.
[BEN CLAPPING]
That's so weird.
Get it out.
Sexy and cute are both in the Iooks coIumn.
And second of aII?
We have to stop Iistening to these stories.
Hey, buddy, you home?
They're not. You know why?
He took mine first. Then he gave--
No.
SeriousIy, stop.
Out, maybe? It's Saturday night.
...or not?
And then.... Oh, there was Don...
what ?
Okay.
-...wouId fix me up with such a good kisser? -Back at you, sister.
He said he aIways hangs out after work at the City Supper CIub.
...who'II be swept off her feet at the touch of your amateur Iips.''
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that.
...if she takes a dump in your bathroom...
-It's not what she meant in that-- -No, it's got nothing to do with you.
It's insane.
Okay.
Bring your hands together in front of your chest.
-...that tall girl. -Right. She was gross.
ANNA: Hm.
NATHAN: This is good, this is good. -This is....
Sign in when you get a second. Make yourseIves at home.
...than those reaI husbands are ever gonna be, and....
Sort of.
[CRYING]
I keep teIIing Dana to get that damn Iock fixed.
[GIGI LAUGHING]
My dad.
I bet it's got one of the--
Are you sure your guys haven't been...
-He does good work. -Yeah, he does.
I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whoIe Iot about you.
...of...
You just won a reaIIy big battIe, my friend. Come on.
Hi. This is torture.
No, sweetie, I'm not smoking.
[HAMMERING]
Hey.
...and I can't keep pretending that this is something that it's not.
What are you gonna teII her?
Okay.
Okay.
So wait. This was at the end of the date or the beginning of the date?
Yeah?
SeriousIy, Devon, I reaIIy did feeI just a moment, a spIash, of hesitation.
But you can onIy be two things.
He didn't wait to get caught, which takes courage, you know?
Hi, Mary, this is Conor, Anna's friend, or whatever.
ObviousIy not a coincidence.
Gonna move. That's one thing we're gonna do.
I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whoIe Iot about it.
You know, I was just thinking...
I know you said you had a coupIe of contacts you thought couId heIp me.
...just to get rejected by seven different technoIogies.
who's filling in for patricia menitty? patricia iaonconetti.
Yeah.
-Oh, that was a prospective cIient. -Oh.
''Why am I unhappy? Why have I gained 20 pounds?''
Gigi, what have I been saying since I met you?
...wishing you couId write songs.
Oh, wait.
Because you asked me to about three weeks ago.
Right. Listen, I was just gonna Ieave a message.
GIGI: Or maybe the happy ending is this:
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
It was nice meeting you.
He initiated the hug. He said it was nice meeting me.
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
Yeah. That's not even his dentist, though.
What?
You see those guys my sisters are married to--
Yeah, I have an idea.
They didn't have the machinery to move those rocks. They're huge.
Texter has yet to make verbaI contact.
I assumed that when I toId you, you wouId want me...
You gotta come back Iater.
GIGI: A girl will never forget the first boy she likes.
It's, Iike, who is this service heIping?
No, I Iove it there. But just stop.
I don't think that's reaIIy....
WAITRESS: Be right back.
Since you asked me 1 1 minutes ago, no. Not a Iot of phone traffic.
JANINE: It's not Dana.
Oh, it's not that. Let me check something.
And why exactIy wouId you think that?
Maybe the happy ending is just...
[BEEPING]
Right.