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...run to the store, get yourseIf some ribs and some ice cream...
...that has been toId by some man that he doesn't beIieve in marriage...
-What are you doing? -Waiting for you.
You know....
I just got a IittIe bit more of this I gotta finish.
NEIL: Now that we are married....
-Every one. -Yeah.
I had...
But these cannot come.
I met you.
Beth, you know, I'm the same person.
Wow.
-You're the one I wanna be-- -Don't touch me!
I mean, shit, I don't know.
So are you gonna Ieave him?
You reaIIy think that's great?
Oh, this is so unexpected.
I Iike a IittIe time before a bIind date.
I knew it.
It's unbeIievabIe.
WeII, you gotta come out eventuaIIy, right? But I'd take my time in there.
Or has an insane smiIe?
That's Iike making promises. Isn't it?
And aIso...
We're just two innocent foIks who happen to be working out near each other.
...but you aIready married someone eIse?
That's true.
I know. I make the scheduIe. Remember?
What?
He's stiII got it.
Knowing that through all the unreturned phone calls and broken hearts...
WeII, Iadies, I guess I have to get back to the office.
''Nice meeting you'' at the end of the date....
Never been married, happy as a cIam.
He's totaIIy Ieaving his wife for me. That's crazy.
Do you wanna save our marriage?
It's my fauIt, you know.
[GIGI LAUGHS]
I do my due diIigence.
Yeah, but he had a gig Iast night and he probabIy didn't get home tiII Iate.
So much.
... blue
[GIGI LAUGHS]
I'm sorry.
Maybe there's not. You need a spark.
You know that dock? Over there, there's a boat that Iooks just Iike yours.
Course. Do you need heIp to your car?
Hey.
Run.
...after work we couId....
I don't know, man, I....
I hope--
I'm married.
Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi.
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
I can taIk to a woman. It doesn't have to be Iike that.
WouId that--? Am I--? WouId I be AI Pacino in this scenario?
Jarrad.
I'm fine.
You came aII the way here at 1 1 :00 at night to bring me back a promotionaI pen?
I know. It's so obvious now. There are so many signs.
So I haven't asked you.
If a guy wants to date you, he wiII make it happen, okay? He wiII ask you out.
Do not Iie to me, Ben. PIease, okay?
Have you been smoking?
Thank you! Come here.
-I'm psyched you caIIed. -CooI.
My second husband was a pinch more creative.
No, I was supposed to meet friends but I'm burnt out. Don't be mad at me.
Okay, I have a question
...I don't go and get a new haircut, I update my profiIe.
No. You asked me if I know any guys, and I gave Conor your phone number.
Todo filme que a gente vê toda história que nos contam
Yes. He shows up without this fictitious BiII character.
...and hope to just heIp you out in your career in some smaII way.
So, hey, I was hoping to taIk to you.
-Thanks. -Good luck.
-No. We just ran into each other. -Okay.
Hey.
Because I had to return his pen.
...you know, re-Iight the fire.
-See you Iater. CONOR: AII right. CaII me.
I guess. At first. Now men in generaI, but that's not the point.
I once caIIed 55 Lauren BeIIs untiI I got the right one.
I Iove you too.
You don't do what? You don't heIp struggIing singers?
personnel only. at the top you'll see a cupcake button filled with a carefully balanced string of G-22 jica digital capactators. these capactators are conected into you'll see metal alumium sheets these sheets are designed to dispence pillowcase sugar which controls how much is in the coffee. on your right you'll see a small spherical voltage oblongata.
I reaIIy gotta go to bed, though.
...no, programmed...
There is a difference.
It'II be okay.
Sometimes.
It's gonna be depressing. ShouId I take it down?
Do you want a swim?
-You're, Iike, Ieaving me? -No.
Awesome. I knew it.
Do I get to come home now?
And smoking?
...that if a guy wants to be with a girI he wiII make it happen, no matter what.
Oh. ''AII I have is my guitar, these chords, and the truth.''
-What? -You scared me.
Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there?
It wasn't aII the time, but it happened. I know I'm not just making this up.
Like Sarah Jessica Parker wouId be funny and sexy.
Me.
-Jude. I Iike him. -Good.
No.
Why? Is it the painting?
And then he e-maiIed me to my BIackBerry, and so I texted to his ceII.
-MaIe witch. -Right.
GIGI: Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up:
I stiII wanna go with the reaI wood.
I found him in bed with his big-breasted secretary...
[ON PHONE] Gigi, are you there?
[SIGHS]
JANINE: Hey, you.
...a gym, a baby's room....
The guy working the Tom Cruise thing?