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And now you're going to want to take my picture.
One, but with the talent of three.
That's your cousin?
Yeah...
And the bear says...
I'll think about it.
Who is that?
and you control the Koopas and the Boos.
All we have to do is walk over there and...
You can do this. I believe in you.
Plus, it's a good haircut.
Oh. Thank God you're here.
And you're always smiling.
Me?
♪ Yeah, I built two bears I charged it to your allowance ♪
See, what did I tell you? Isn't Reuben the best?
Having a clean slate is an important part
It's Chinese New Year, and you wanted to start clean.
I mean, look at this mess.
I asked for a "Randy," and he gave me a "Brad."
♪ I'mma call you Wedgie Huang ♪
♪ Just don't ask me to leave ♪
And so the bartender says, "Why the big pause?"
Apology accepted.
It said, "You don't know how to cut Asian hair.
Sorry, Evan!
How did you get this?