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Oh, yeah.
Huh?
go crank the lights up on this town?
I popped one in your beer earlier.
Mickey, I am scared. Your life is very sad.
Come on, let's not do this right now, okay?
Um, I don't know, maybe because
when you kiss it good-bye. Leave.
Let me make it right.
I'll come down to $4,200.
Well, she did break both of her hips, you know?
if not to honor his precious libélula?
into consideration. Ugh.
- like you care a lot. - I don't care!
It's actually really easy.
- Guatemala isn't an island. - Would you... I...
You can have bacon when you earn bacon.
- This is going to be pretty hard to... - Hey, Ben,
And my back is slick with a river of sweat.
Come here, Ben. Let's get you out of this thing
like a lady, or she will suffer the consequences.
I don't want your stolen car.
I mean...
So, unemployed and alone?
I'm not trying to get hepatitis.
Holy crap, you're alive.
- Thank you! - Okay.
This woman needs to know who she's messing with.
I, like, literally don't care at all.
'cause if I have to scrub the colonel's disgusting
Of course.
and feeding him.