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- Is it Gothic? - Yeah.
You said he was a lollipop man.
It's a fairytale fucking town, isn't it?
'Go take him to hide out in fucking Bruges.'
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
See, Jimmy,
What do you do besides murder? That's my hobby
You know, Ray, I'd find it easier to believe and forgive you, somehow,
Fucking unbelievable
Well, technically, your bare hands can kill somebody, too.
and not I have to leave messages with the fucking receptionist?
A disproportionate amount.
Vietnamese? What are you talking about, the Vietnamese?
One instance of me stealing five grams of her very-high-quality cocaine,
Do what for the boy?
Excuse me, Ken. I have the capacity to change.
Are you going to turn up?
It was just that initial, dual carriageway thing sort of put him off for a second.
Well, I'll tell you what's fucking unbelievable, shall I?
Right. If you go outside and round the corner,
Ken?
- Here in Bruges? - Yeah.
and one instance of me blinding a poofy little skinhead.
there'd be too many people coming to see it. It would spoil the whole thing.
So he's having a really nice time?
Unless...
Well, I'm not gonna have a shootout
Oddly? How?
But I did already say I had a date with a Belgian lady
What?
But then he gave me 200 euros to give to the baby.
I can't see out of this eye, Chloe! I have to go to the hospital!
You fucking looked like you were gonna go fucking through with it.
Well, I'm definitely fighting with the blacks if they've got the Vietnamese.
COMO GIRL QUINIENTOS ANTI FODECHINCHOS!
Would you turn the fucking light off!
You really don't like to say what?
What's fucking unbelievable?
I'm sorry for calling you an inanimate object.
But I didn't, so it doesn't.
Ray, did we or did we not agree
So if I collapse any minute now, please remember to tell the doctors
No news is good news, eh?
No, I'm from Amsterdam.
He didn't actually say anything.
Well. You know?
You have a message.
It might actually be good for once.
I've also got some acid and some ecstasy.
You're doing very well, Raymond.
He was just a lollipop man.
What? Even midgets have to take drugs to stick it.
I love you.
I suppose it's cheaper.
'Get to Bruges:'
Okay.
We're keeping a low profile.
What are you fucking doing?
Here, cranky, here's 100 for you. We're only gonna be 20 minutes.
Oh, sorry.
'The alcoves.'
And this blood, right, though it's dried blood,
This is my hotel.
Well, what's he doing here?
Stop whingeing like a big gay baby.
Yes. No, we have one room booked.
Tell me how saying...
- Are you trying to fucking wind me up? - No, Harry.
and he saw the canals and the bridges and, you know, the swans and that,
4.90.
Yeah.
what? on a Job? In Bruges, on a Job?
As I say, I think he was just glad to get out and about.
I wasn't...
So, what do you do, Raymond?
Fuck off, are we!
In my book, though, sorry, someone comes at you with a bottle,
Good. There'll be a man there tomorrow morning at 9:00, his name's Yuri.
Nice.
And I accept, totally, everything you've got to do.
So, on this scene, you're supposed to walk like a little, tiny mouse, yeah?
That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fucking cunt!
The rest of the acid and the ecstasy.
I have to make a call.