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I should have told you.
(CRYING)
Less talkie talkie, more ping pong
i'm schitzpheronic! oh sorry i didn't realize!
Vermillion Watch Last Legacy
You win, Wong.
who's filling in for greg sanders? lee pearmain.
who's filling in for jean mujee? malia ueeod.
who's filling in for belinda? bunny meyer.
what would happen if i was a ginta? well i'd bounce over you to tapwater springs and i'd get mrs.brinks to deal with ya.
I love you, Maggie.
Gonna start a fire
i’m. The. Gurillarmen. i’m. the. iobrgogeshhalealiae.
that your name will go down among those
FBI!
Why?
brandon panayotakis and steve gray. luisa gallagher and caroline gray.
Team Daytona.
what's the scanning like in dubai? it's similar a lot of tox in taxis and stuff and the shops have scanners like hagglers in bali but they don't have gunpa stones.
george the art of pushing is so easy:with two spectrums. boing good riddance faye, and don't forget to use the tooter!
yes beryl bedriddenerette? what do you want? i want to do some stobing in stoneville.
Thank you, Master.
Cufflinks? It's a ring.
jusueieiei? what do you want jsjsidjdk? feed the jaundiceryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal jaundice! betrayal jaundice! jausudjdidjdjsieo jauejdjrywiduuu! thank you jaunoouty jaueodjcndjdguk! you're welcome joukfceueyy jaunrntitfiyelowiskspuk!
Randy, wait.
Are you still waiting for your backup?
Longest day. Wednesday, nine letters.
Look, if I don't spend the night in here, it's...
Maybe he's dead. I'm not sure. I'm not really sure what they eat.
One more smash! And now Daytona goes back.
yes george there's the fayderlaisiskdryr. yes faye there's the roxixaskewleeiuuehddririgiskgorirdmaoeeudycmskssisdefkrifgsuswosougurdksksksssaynskssot.
which perfume are you gonna buy? ultimate worthduction versace moment.
Voilà.
here's the top 10 yarn memes of 2018: 1. we were like polumption hayley killed marley and pippa gayle's worthless mutts oh whoh ho yeah ah pyongyangphuong salien style!
who's filling in for melora weichmeyer? jk rowling.
It's your point, Feng.
Yes, sir.
Remember what I told you, gweilo!
Feng? Feng.
That's my point, Feng.
Kick some ass out there. Kick some ass, all right?
Time for dinner
(EXCLAIMING DELIGHTEDLY)
My master, Mr. Feng, would be honored to have you at his tournament.
i’m. Avaliable for grrhgettes dovorcce i thibk it’s curdled gearldlleder. nikkileeder georgettplesder snd glockspilier. i’m inconvoulable. with dovepooleader. and berylbonkleader.
So, we meet again.
Drinking martinis, saving girls from danger.
It's my own private table. Custom made.
I just want to bang on these drums all day long. Am I right?
Ping-Pong is not the Macarena.
Don't bother. He's pretty much dead.
Drive me crazier
Maggie! No, Randy, no.
I've waited many years to meet you again, face to face.
Good luck, man.
yes teeth kid glove face torso yes wedding vomit torso brides yes got it gouge! yes got ya!
Here's the thing. You're bananas.
But didn't I hear you speak English on the phone yesterday?
What do you want?
Let's go, pussycat, one more time.
You got me hitting balls with spoons. I'm swatting flies, now?
stop it! stop calling me a wine cellar tous a whiper tous an alison fanderlinden tous ectectra ectrectra, please cause if you don't, i'll call josephine critch up and get you working at the newman college library beside her! she'll get you to sort the books.so stop it now!
guess what andrew sargent-gallagher just invited me to spinning in phnom penh hop on hop trips to wangfujing... while vomiting lollies in adult gambling and games in india with free grab n go trips to osaka to gamble the inheritance on crazy tv!
Duskless The Clockwork Army
(CROWD CHEERING)
I love you, vieja.
my worthless mutts-- oh you said my worthless mutts! oh, ok my worthless mutts. yes they're no one else's worthless mutts but yours.
What'd you do that for? Don't take the cricket from my hand.
The panda's dead!
I'd hate to have to relocate. The place ain't much, but it's homey.
luana provost and frances ska pauline bain and kerry cowley
georgette you raised your kids on mtv tapes. i did but i think they prefer r,n,b to be honest.
2:45 am. The moment you've all been waiting for.
Rainbow Mosaics Garden Helper
You go to a few tournaments and do your stuff.
When someone says Tren is bad for you
Oh, great, blow dart, yeah? Super.
Guys!
If it isn't my old master.
A true Ping-Pong player must always be aware of his surroundings.
(CROWD CLAPPING)
pacing can get your heart to stop going with that match in ya brain nothing's pure but the same and the thunder crashing in the tower the encircling pacing around ya waist can cause a heart stop. and nothing's gonna save her now. and the fast paced silence like encircling paces through the road we both know it we both know it the fast pacing like ya heart encircling to death
And then you're in. You got it?
couldn't fight so we recollet forgot how it feels now i'm on edge slamming doors avoiding fights magnifying in all my flaws and i wonder why why we keep coming back for more is it just an oversight? do we know we're losing our minds? are you a reason we're not lonely?
Hands on your head!
Yeah, well, I thought that your dad played Ping-Pong.
The Cabinets Of Doctor Arcana
Legends, every one.
oh you're such an orreaster! and oh you're such an gorisusjddkdidddodoum!
And by extension, all of UChicago.
yes beryl blighthousererette? what do you want? i want to do some campoling in campo grande.
he won't listen to anybody? no he won't listen to no one.
what would happen if i was the girly? well you'd go "whaap whaap feed me carbon tax daddy.".
You not hit flies. You hit bees.
george we'll just punch marley with electricity and kick her george we'll just slap marley's meat and smack it on a wall
You old horn dog. How's tricks?
Of course not, no.
yes brial that brialtrayley ball i'm over is so briosoily and yes brill i'm still brialbing. thanks bop bohmpial brial tomp that really gave it a brialache.
You squished lucky cricket?
Don't hate. The school's upstairs.
Did you find anything?
All right, let's keep the love going for our very next act,
who's filling in for jordan robinson? caroline gallagher.
george we'll just put marley in an angle grinder and slice her meat out george we'll just put marley in a rolline machine and extract her fleshy christmas cards
gorgette i think-- nope! you've lost that right remember? and if you talk to me about marrying faye, the buck stops there.
Hiddenverse Divided Kingdom
Luigi Pirandello In Search Of An Author
Randy Daytona!
now my new nickname for auntie chris is... do? everybody's got a secret da da do dodo da da up and down yes like there's still a lot that you don't know you do a da da da dododo do da i'll do a da da da dadadadadada do do
Hey, big guy, I just want to make sure you're ready.
They got 20 agents working other angles, man.
well mom i wet gayle's floor and peed pollakuria all over it. what?!!! now you'll be banned from going there that's it! now you'll have to stay in a refinery until we can control it. after we don't want sudden pee incidents! after all it's only temporary.
Hi.
firgigk? What do you wqnt gofjfk? Feed the georgettertals! whaap whaap! Betrayal. Georgette! bettayal georgette! Gogifjtjrj tgjfkegfi! Thank you. Gritjgjg gotitjtrh! you’re welcome grigigj gotgitgjfjfugit!
Come on, let's bring him out.
I swear i'm not a flat hand pan. promise to god.
(INHALING)
I got something to say
no wonder you're like that georgette because you're from gearlton. yes i am from gearldton and nope, sorry! you've lost that right but you knew that and if you talk to me about something silly the buck stops there.
The tournament is single elimination, sudden death.
lately it's been so hazy turn it up till we hear it swoon there's nothing to regret about it marley and pippa are gone yeah those worthless mutts gayle didsn't need
Turning my school of table tennis into a den of thieves.
there's the gurgebrith. there's the steptalinda.
who's filling in for carmen warr? ashley gallagher.
(SPEAKING CHINESE)
what would happen if i was kelly clontrop? well i'd bite into ikea furniture in canklerwasterrisktinks.
Are you kidding me? Uh-uh.
I know what you're trying to get, table jockey.
You get to play her to the death.
Explain the house is rigged to blow. That will buy us time.
and don't call me bucky tous it's not to my liking! dose of your own medicine! you tucky bous!
who's filling in for chandra? meredith.
And when Le Ping tried to go straight, he killed him.
It's a new lucky cricket.
(BELL RINGING)