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I got $10 says he's wearing women's panties under that.
Okay. Now what's this?
This has a triple edge, with special lubricating strip.
Those are mine! I made them!
- ... was that very dog. - Yeah, I know.
- Thanks for joining us now. - What's with the razor?
Yeah.
You got it? None of the side crap, 'cause it's throwing you off.
Okay, look, the scaring will resume when I get back to your attic.
- What kind of monster are you? - Look, I'm pretty hard-core.
Don't mind me. I'm just a sailor on shore leave.
I'm sorry, Did anyone want some juice
- I actually found some mail for you. - I just gotta get the light.
Now, get in there.
"Nice head. I think I'll take it.
because they have the organs that you wish that you had.
And I guess our friend Carl knows that pretty well...
- Villager... - Well, the villager...
Come on! We're not gonna do anything!
But, you know, I knew him, but it's not like we were buds or anything.
Please, and do me another favor: Lose the shaving.
Yeah, I'm sorry. It's a total mess right now.
- No! - You better not say it.