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"Christopher Murray, a teacher at St. Vincent's Elementary...
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who said anything about getting blown?
[Mouths Words]
You can't just thrust yourself in the position of caregiver like that.
- And why not? - We'll tell the cops the whole thing was your idea.
Yes, we were thinking the same thing.
Yeah, turn her over.
- Fine. - Great.
Because I knew these two brothers that the article was talking about.
It's about time we start doing a little oppressing ourselves.
Hey, open up!
They were the type of kids that would blow snot bubbles and rub 'em over each other.
We could always split it 50-50-50.
- Yeah. - No.
- What are you- - Sorry?
but we thought we'd mix it up a bit.
- You're goin' to hell, dude - Seriously
"Murray has been the physical education teacher and boys' basketball coach for 25 years."
Okay, dave, show us on the doll.
and my sister screamed and told everyone that I touched her vagina.
And prison can be a bad place...
You guys cannot go to the police and say that he molested you.
If you want in on the team, we could probably get a nice class-action suit going.
- I don't even know how to respond to that. - That doesn't surprise me.
But we understand that there's been some abuse.