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Oh, you can all go to hell!
Noooo!
And by special, I don't mean special like that Kleinerman boy down the street.
Lucky there's a man who positively can do all the things that make us
I can do whatever I want. Watch this.
Okay, okay. Here's another riddle. A woman has two children.
The scene outside the US-Petorian border
Ow! They should really use monkeys for this.
A new foreign country which was founded this week, here in our own back yard.
No, I'm Peter Griffin. Oh, you're here about your pool.
The guy who thinks up the names is on vacation. 2996
- Hey, Lois! - What?
- Ah, Lois. - Aw.
I'd say "Oh, yeah! That's nice. That's the spot."
- Fish out of water! - Aw!
I'm not comin' back in a week, or ever!
- They don't respect you. - What do you mean?
- But at least I can give 'em a pool. - Um... I say.
Unfortunately, he couldn't make it, so in his place we have LaToya Jackson.
Would you like to read it for the rest of the class?
You still owe me for the other rounds, which comes to 50 bucks.
No, no. We're not part of this city. We're not even part of this country.
And I love that Kramer guy. He comes in the room like this:
Check out my new trampoline.
YOU CAN'T JUST COME OVER HERE AND ANNEX MY POOL
Uncle Sam sent me $500.
Here you go, Mr President. Mr President!
I've fixed the power line, but the town's zoning laws prohibit building a pool there.