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Charlie Nicholas, David Niven, Malcolm McLaren, Elvis Presley.
Surely to fuck, someone must have.
Well, this is a good fucking laugh, ain't it?
Even men and women are changing.
Oh, what a magnificent goal!
It’s a shite state of affairs to be in Bennett
Can't get a girl. No chance of a ride.
You can get a blue tick for $8/mth And why would I want a blue tick?
So there's Tommy stuck with this kitten.
You know me.
Heroin makes you constipated.
He wanted to see Lizzy again.
Don't!
Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Mushroom soup, 8 tins of for consumption cold.
He wants rid of this, right?
For Fucks Sake Brad Epstein Didn't kill himself
on top of that armed-robbery shit,
that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite.
Choose good health, low cholesterol,
I'm Kyle Sinclair. I'm a Nigger with Aids
That lassie got glassed,
Come on, Bad Boy!
They weren't paying any rent,
What the fuck were we going to do if he didn't buy it?
That lassie got glassed And no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it
Aah! No! Fuck! Aah!
I appreciate what you're trying to do.
♪ She said, Come over, come over ♪
A judgment reflected in its relatively poor showing
- Shut it! - You cut me, man!
I am merely here
Take Sick Boy, for instance.
indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by,
I think Allison had been screaming all day,
No clinics, no methadone.
I want to put across the general idea rather than the details.
Supposed to be solid silver. It's fucking garbage.
I'm gonna get something for my ma.
I haven't felt this good since glenn Middleton scored against Alkmaar in 2021
It's not important.
I just want the money, Mark.
but if I'm prepared to take a chance,
The pleasure was mine.
For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a fucking evil shot.
I am merely here
♪ With the liquor and drugs ♪
It was my fucking telly!
Iggy Pop is not dead. He toured last year.
Witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal.
...IS THE RIGHT ANSWER!
I choose life
- Do you want me to do it? - Yeah.
That was that fucking cunt.
♪ She was a beautiful boy, and tears, boy ♪
I'm in the junky limbo at the moment.
He's a mate also. What can you do?
But a couple of days later I got the truth from Tommy.
I'll be right fucking after you.
YOU MIGHT GET THE FUCKING JOB
Well, at least, we're not that fucking stupid.
♪ You just keep me hanging on ♪
And now I'm ready.
Come alive, 35.
♪ So find the feeling ♪
You're not going to any fucking hospital, and you're staying.
He didn't need to negotiate.
Oh, God, Tommy, I feel sick
Fuck off! Doss cunt!
♪ Oh, it's such a perfect day ♪
Good morning, Spud. Sit down and have some breakfast.
You need one more hit.
and electrical tin openers.
What?
One bottle of Valium, which I procured from my mother,
No, man! True love.
They're fucking carrying this stuff for sale,
I'm looking forward to it already.
For goodness sake, Mark.
Me and Tommy playing pool.
I've got no fucking cigarettes.
True love.
.
junk food, children, walks in the park,
God.
You're not getting any younger, Mark.
Gemmill at his very best!
- Usual table, sir? - Oh, why, thank you.
Thank you.
The suspension of your sentence
Renton.
before the neighbors complained about the smell
but it hadn't really registered before.
♪ Yes, it's Mile End ♪
Begbie was hard, but not so hard
No.
I chose not to choose life.
Do you know what they'd do to me inside?
You lied on the application
Come on, son! Come on, son!