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Did you see all those editors at the correspondents dinner?
-...and so they said okay. -But for dinner?
Sorry about that one.
l think he meant ``don`t want to talk to you.``
-Hiert was there too? -Yeah.
-So l don`t get shredded again. -Thank you.
``l`m on vacation with my parents, so leave me alone.``
Well, l have to tell you, Steve, he`s within his rights.
There`s a catch, of course. Mike doesn`t know any of this yet.
-Hey. -Hi.
...for biting Evander Holyfield, l offered several talk shows...
A few others we can`t seem to locate:
l got tricked. l got fooled, l`m sorry. What are you being so mad for?
Steve, l`m gonna call it a night, but thanks for having me.
lf that will help you, l`ll say it.
And when you`re of a more appropriate age...
That June, The New Republic printed an apology to its readers...
...from Jukt Micronics. lt`s a Palo Alto number...
The fatter the better. Bad acne would be a bonus.
-Thanks for coming. -Alphabetized beer. That`s perfect.
l want you out of here.
Not suspended, fired.
l just....
Yeah, l went to one. The ballroom is empty.
l`m sorry, they don`t want the whole journalistic-responsibility speech.
You say that like there is a difference between Time and People.
Sure. Sounds like a party.
The New Republic Magazine was first published in 1914.
That`s why the Restils only stayed a few minutes.
He wasn`t sure he`d be safe driving by himself.
Hey, guys.
``Let you``? You`re 24 years old, Stephen.
We understand. Can we move along?
...admitting that 27 of the 41 pieces that Stephen Glass had written...
...you can check against the congressional record...
But you know the Uniform Computer Security Act in the Glass piece?
Forget it.
-Did you suspend him, Chuck? -David....
-Don`t hate me, okay? -Stephen, you shredded it.
l told you, nobody knows where he is.
...dull.
l just want you to tell me the truth, Steve.
lt`s indefensible.
Their median age was 26.
So now l`m on it.
So easy, in fact, it`s incredible.
When this thing blows, there won`t be a magazine.
Yeah, they fear charges of libel.
Rob and Aaron would kill you over that kind of stuff.
Should l...? l`ll give you some privacy.
Good. Let`s cross the street.
You don`t know how things go where l grew up, Caitlin. There are rules there.
lt`s a little funny.
...the Uniform Computer Security Act, which would criminalize...
...``A Fine Mess,`` ``After the Fall,`` ``Peddling Poppy``...
You`re underpaid, the hours are brutal...
...l don`t have one other than to say l wish you never ran the stupid thing.
...until you feel calm enough to go.
Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield.
Thanks for backing me.
l record what people do.
-What? -He said they should appear in pairs.
Journalism is about pursuing the truth...
Because l met this kid named lan Restil.
-l`m not. -You`re gonna throw this out, right?
They already have our number.
...``CheapSuits,`` ``Kicked Out,`` ``No Free Launch``...
...the website...