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Hi, I'm Brian. Beat it, Brian. Beat it. Beat it.
Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.
-Clamming? -Yeah, l clam and scallop. I clam and scallop
-Clamming? -Yeah, l clam and scallop.
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...or at least come over and roll this thing off of me.
How about a ride on the Stein-pony express? Get up here.
-Like that? -Like that.
l went clamming the other day and l forgot to hose off my boots.
...Langerhans.
After one date.
-Blanket or a quilt? -Blanket.
Can you imagine what went through my mind...
Kramer, listen. You've seen The Omen, right?
Oh, this is a good mattress.
Where is this guy? l've been waiting for three and a half hours.
lt was okay. He's coming over later to watch a movie.
You know Twinkies aren't cooked?
No, no, no, she put a stop to that.
Could you expand the space underneath a desk...
I prefer uary and what is this "ru"
Just do it.
Oh, man, l’m on the wrong floor again.
-Couple questions for you. -No, no more questions.
-Hey, buddy. -Hey.
The smell…. The smell
-You normally work after dinner? -There is no normal.
What's that ticking?
...because that pool can't hold me, Jerry.