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FISH: I am a golden Fish!
Why's everybody being quiet?
[BOTH SINGING]
That, my friends, is what happens when you're a rock star.
Okay.
Well, your body's changing.
[SNORING]
- Deodorant. Buses. Chicks. - I'd just rather not.
[LAUGHS]
KERR: He didn't fit.
- All right, just put it on. Okay. - Okay.
[SINGING]
FISH: Is Curtis at home? - Who is asking?
[SINGS FORWARD AND BACKWARDS]
It is never too late to rock.
We're talking an album, a tour...
Don’t chase something your never gonna get back Don’t chase something your never gonna get back
Hit the brakes, man!
I'm working on a song.
Keep stealing my lines, I'll punch you in the eye.
Back it up, back it up.
- This is some... - Who is she?
It must be freeing. It's gotta be freeing, huh?
- I can't hear you. - Hey. Guys. Guys.
It's the etchings of time, man. These guys have really lived, you know?
MAN 1: Go away.
I was actually just wondering if you'd play with us at our prom gig.
...and I've had more than enough pain for one lifetime.
[PLAYING TOO FAR]
Hey.
Yeah. All right.
You going to ask to hear something every time you see me writing?
Put your hands together for this one.
[MATT SNORING]
...show it to your parents, and you're at a show.
You're familiar with the term MILF?
No, no, no. What's a PILS?
...the kind of ironic, postmodern you know, punk girl...
...but you cannot take away the dream.
Hey, hey. I thought you said we weren't gonna do that.
It was like that scene in Titanic. You know, the one where they all die.
- Okay. - Well, you know, I got...
[SIREN WAILS]
FISH: Let's do this. Woo-hoo!
[AZIZ GRUNTING]
Who could that be? Guys, this is your new drummer, Paul.
You got an opportunity to capitalize on this YouTube thing.
I'm gonna be 10 times bigger than you! No!
I always hope maybe, you know...
...for partying till my nuts catch fire.
Your witchy, witchy ways won't work on me.
Woo-hoo!
LEX: Jesus, man, keep going!
We are gonna be huge!
MATT [WHISPERING]: I can't believe we're stealing my mom's car.
My mom's not gonna let me go to Indiana.
FISH: Thanks.
Double head.
[SNEEZES]
You've been a pretty terrible uncle over the years.
How could it not be about a job?
[INAUDIBLE]
...stay as long as you want, and here's some cash so you can fix your car.
It's Vesuvius' show. Don't wanna make them look bad.
Yeah! Now we got a party!
Come on, Matt. We're going. Tour's over.
- I'm sorry. I just can't. - Hey, what's wrong?
You Tube sensation A.D.D. have gone from total unknowns...
- All right, band meeting. - Okay. Huddle up.
Like all of this is... Ah!
WOMAN 1: You suck.
[GRUNTS]
Wow! All these years, wearing a suit to the office.
...but my annoying brother is hogging all the bandwidth.