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Listen, you think there was something special about you?
It's New Year's Eve. Ha ha.
That's what I have to deal with.
Happy New Year!
disappeared.
that you're so bad in bed. I really am.
No. As a matter of fact, I'm not kidding.
Like...
I'm gonna invite him to this party.
The people was dancing,
Did you ever think
You don't think I'm attracted to you.
get this car to just move?
They make me happy, 'cause they remind me,
You'll stay?
I'm serious, Val. I knew a girl...
Pressure?
Mmm...
The dress.
off the old man, and...
Cabbie: Although I went
If you have time?
Uh, hi. Um...
Don't. Love means never having to say you're sorry.
You're going to think this is crazy, but...
Mm, mm, mm.
Just do me a favor.
getting picked up by some bartender.
you gave me 6 months ago for breaking up with me.
Most people, they underestimate the importance
where they think you give a shit about their stuff?
I don't know.
? Don't run away, run away and let me down?
OK, OK. We're not going on B, OK?
Hi, I'm Hillary.
What? What?
Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed.
You know what, Kevin?
Yeah, right.
It's a small city, ain't it?
That's fine with me.
You know, I was a shy little knuckle-head kid.
I'm sorry.
You know, Eric, my last boyfriend.
I have a right to know.
Well, I just happened to hear a whole story
OK.
he's really bad in bed.
you can have a good time, baby,
but at least Eric will be there.
It's your present, fuckhead. Open it.
Really, Eric, you just got to calm down.
Oh, my God! Val!
Yeah, well, yeah, well, yeah,
So, uh, what's in this package anyway?
? Crack more heads over them backs?
I'm staying there until I find a new apartment.
Oh, no, there's that chili girl
Yeah, yeah.
Why did I choose you?
Val! Val! Please listen to me!
a lot of time to know something like that.
Oh, now I'm inadequate.
'cause he kept making vagina puppets
Coming!
Thank...
it was... it was bad.
Life's happenin' right now, baby.
if you cross that street!
? How it feels to touch you?
I just think you're a really nice person, Jack.
Jerk.
It's like you're not nice at all!
to be perfectly honest with you, Hillary,
I been there once before.
[Punk Music Blares]
All: Five... four...
Bridget: You mean you're not an artist?
Eric?
You bring me over here, and you tell me
I thought you were giving that package to your friend.
What?
Camping.
What was your reason?
one of the ugliest bitches
What do you think about that, baby?
Great. OK... Ha ha...
Please... Please don't touch me.
like Romeo and Juliet.
Eric, look, some things just can't be helped, you know?
Are you sure?
Yeah, that's right.
I mean... I'm gonna be there.
Oh!
they're doing this to me, Hillary?
You said you'd be gone all week.
? And you out for the cash like you out for the fame?
I don't think it's too jerky.
Ugh!
No, no, that's not what I meant.
I'll be back later.
? You hit the deck you get found out?
? How I feel so much?
[Moaning And Mumbling]
even though you found me attractive.
? Is there only?
So, no. The answer to the unspoken question.
This is... oh...
Is there any way you can get out the car
He's not your bartender.
Caitlyn, your skirt's been over your head for hours.
Oh, and you might want to try a new approach.
Are you crazy?
What about it?
That is unless you're right,
So common, so typical, so similar!
We don't belong on B.
but, if I have time, you know.
What?
There.
Look, let's just forget everything,
Ohh.
Everyone's depressed on New Year's Eve.
Oh!
with a album.
for a... for a hardened professional.
You got dog shit on your back.
See, in the end,
The band? What band?
Just promise we won't go past Avenue A.
Arrgh!
Just drop this now, please.
I was some kind of freak or something.
You said so yourself.
The liar who's been bragging for months
What am I doing? Let me get you inside.
Not anyone worth mentioning.
He kept dragging a dead girl
[Gunshots]
I'll be OK.
Baby? Baby?
? Run away, run away?
Oh, shit! Move it. Excuse me.
when your hands were up my dress!
Hey, guys.
Yeah.
It is so obvious.
Yeah, she's got your cousin's number, don't she?
talking to the ones you already know.
Mad Woman.
Look, you're...
through the important signposts of life, lovingly.
No. I said Noho.
How's it hang?
Whoo!
Oh, come on, Eric. You know how it is.
before everybody else, so...