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The first thing you'll need is a good bikini wax.
No, here. This place is known for its green tea infusions.
I was actually starting to like LA.
Once we got inside, our magic carpet ride really began.
Look on the inside. A label that says "Made in China"
- You are so New York. - Come on, don't you miss it?
Well, if you like that...
It looked even better on the inside than I remembered it,
Apparently, one nod from Hef, and the pool party was over.
I'll have the omelet with no cheese, but tomatoes and mushrooms.
We drove for two hours in the valley...
Have you been smoking in here?
- Could you have more condoms? - I did.
My marriage Is a Fake Fendi
We had found it. Fake Fendi paradise.
I'd always know, my bag came from a trunk deep in the valley.
- You've been married for... -... over a month.
Why would that cheer her up? Does she look like a frat boy?
Why didn't you tell her to stop?
While I was going native with Keith, Miranda and Lew went to New York.
Yes, let's go. The sight of all these bleached teeth is blinding.
- I don't like fakes. - All that matters is what it looks like.
We're New Yorkers. Aren't we supposed to like neurotic guys?
Yeah, I want to see some Bunny ears.
Later that night, two very happy New Yorkers prepared
- Do you want to go there? - Yeah, I want to go to the vlp room.
Maybe it's time we thought about some options, like viagra.
- He met the Dalai Lama. - I met Hugh Hefner.
It was the perfect ending to my week of make-believe -
He's a changed man. He's spiritual and happy.