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- Man, I don't know where he is. - You tell me where he is.
My Dog for the next week
Stuff your sorries in a sack. It's not your fault.
- Fucking lingerer. - Yeah, totally.
Or a worm, or a fucking anal bead, okay?
I think we should stay.. "What, why?" Because I'm in the dumpster already!
Where are the boobies?
I can say whatever the fuck I want
I just did that to make it seem cool.
I just want you to know, I always got your back.
Right now it's pretty disgusting.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I gotta ask you. So...
Dale said that you didn't even have herpes and I said that you did.
There's this guy, Saul...
Use a fake name.
这么飞飞飞 翻译一下就是一个人做错什么的我
Oh, man. To talk radio?
Two parked cars, two nights ago.
That's all we need to know.
...so you saw Ted capping the competition.
His elbow is a noodle. He can not theow.
Use words! No! No! No!
That's not true. I had two ideas. Nowhere and Quiznos.
Bye, Fred
- Angie, hey. How's it going? - Hey.
We shall strike now! With FULL FORCE!
Jesus Christ, Dale. When were you gonna tell me?
We shall strike now with full force.
- I'll catch you at home Ec. - Okay.
What are you doing, man? He's sorry.
- It's important. Watch my back. - Okay.
one love
Ted is a fucking murderer. I can't fuck with him.
- Hey, as long as it's consensual. - I think it's consensual.
Hi. Am I on the air?
Bloodhounds.
Heat-seeking missiles.
...then they'll go to my apartment.
Go to the next town. Contact some police.
Get on the bus? Leave? Buy bus tickets?
I'm not. That's not what I am.
Dumbbells you are high as a fucking kite!
Me too.
- I'm not lying. I'm not lying. - You're lying.
- Of course, man. That's what I do. - That's what you do. Fucking A.
well im am Garth from Global Saviors!.....
I made a mistake.
Oh, you fucker.
And now I'm dealing with it.
Was that too much?
Come back! Saul!
Not A Compliment
In case you haven't noticed... Which you haven't.
When you're alone on a saturday night
He came back to save us.
Look at all this weed, man.
I can't come.
Been taking Vicodin. Doesn't really take swelling down.
Well, kick out the window!
That's right. I shot him. I shot him.
...and it is a tradition that on his birthday...
My serious answer when asked WYD?
- Equip me, sir. - Okay.
I'm here to save you.
Red will tell us everything's fine, everything will go back to normal.
1. Lots of dudes Where are the boobies?
I did it on three. On “one, two, three, go”?
He was a little fucker. Could've gone to hell.
It's like...
- If anybody's gonna beat him, it's Ted. - I look like hamburglar.
Don't.
Oh, no!
Ask him. Just ask him, okay?
It's fucking freaky, man. They could still be here.
What are you doing? Watch the upholstery.
Yeah?
Dinner.
This is great! This is the bee's knees!
Honestly, like, from now on, from everything that we've gone through...
No, we'll sneak out through the vent. Come on.
You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker in captivity.
Who the fuck’s chachi?
Jesus.
Pfffffftttt
Holy shit, man!
- And Matheson. - I think he knew we were coming.
I really... I can't man. I gotta...
Don't fucking get on my case, all right?
I'm gonna design septic tanks for playgrounds.
The Shop is dead....It ceased to Live
I'm sorry, guys. Sorry I deceived you.
When you got behind on the mortgage...
Fuck Jeff Goldbum
I shot someone who was already dead so that doesn't count as a murder.
No, wake up, man.
- I'm in the middle of a convo. - No, seriously.
I wish we could go nowhere
Hey.
Hey, hey. All right, okay.
You don't see what a fuck up I am I am in no shape to be trusted to make the scheduled time slot
Yeah. So we're, like, the only guys.
Go to the Days Inn downtown, okay?
Dude. Dude. Dude. Dude.
- What skin color were they? - They were white people.
Dude!
Hello, you're listening to PPRPBP. I am Dale Denton.
Oh, thank goodness. Okay.
.
I, like, had my foot through the window.
We're going to ask you several questions.
This one, Da Vinci's Brush. Call this one Bumble Bush.
Did you at least see where it landed?
It's a pretty normal name, I guess, but...
What do you wanna do? Don't you wanna get up, do something about it?
Spanish Trampoline. Used to call it Spanish Mudflaps...
Ask what? Just come straight. What's up?
...this would be the shit that they birthed.
Thanks for the smooth sailing, Sharid.
What You Did There.... I seent it.
Okay, so you're gonna buy tickets for Saturday's game, right?
Me explaining why I only lasted two minutes
He must have seen the murder! Let's kill him!”
Watch finally broke.
Whatever you're doing, I get it, okay?
Freeze, goddamn it! Don't even think about it!
Help.
...with your fucking little dog-and-pony act you call the military?
I wish.
No, no, no.
Something to drink too. Something good.
I'm scared of this darkness! I surrender!
You ruined my portable phone.
I want the middle piece, so it'll be crooked on both sides.
Who the fucks the Dillon Panthers?
Get your hands up on it. There we go.
ILLEGAL!
Fucking lingerer man
no problem
You know what? This is how it's gonna be?
You never did like me anyway, did you?
All right. This is how it ends.
Dinners gonna be gold tonight asshole
- She's very mature for her age. - Yeah.
I’m not fucking with you !
Matheson, you gotta be kidding me. I mean, What more do you want?
Fucking cops. Shit.
Right here. Okay? Rub your wrists against my belt buckle. That'll do it.
Why don't you get a real job, you fucking cocksucker?
I knew you gone soft
I'll keep guard.
My guy, Red, who I buy from, he gets his stuff from a Ted Jones.
- I'm making a fucking cake. - No shit.
One of them was actually a police cruiser.
- Oh, good. - Because I got that... Yeah.
Okay. Let's go. No. It's not working. The battery's dead.
So, What did Budlofsky and Matheson say?
Yo, you been served.
Makes you 10 times more higher...
What are we talk ...? Guys...
Gross.
- I just wanted a couple Percocets. - Well, I...
Me to my presidential candidates:
- Hello. - Hey, Red, you okay?
oh, big sexy with glasses!
This is so exciting
- Don't ask for a piece. - I can't have a piece?
Pinaoole
I can take danger
Oh, shit!
You know what I was saying? Like, I'm totally...
yes beryl bohoupeorieperette? are you a close clausevens cousin of faye's? yesi fucking am!
Yeah, little... Just little Asian people.
- What? - What is that?
Hey people?