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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yes? Hello. Can we have your liver?
moving the penis up and down inside the vagina.
I've got a book I'd quite like to read.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Chateau Latour '45,
What do you do with them all, anyway?
Just remember that you're standing
This life is a sad vale of tears
You don't have to have any clothes on
Um...
and Spadger and I had already got the other one.
A thousand pardons, monsieur.
you want to go practice, eh?
You do not understand.
So just why Why are we here
Which brings us, once again, to the urgent realization
Of the galaxy we call the Milky Way
Now, a word of advice. You may find that you suffer for some time,
The mill's closed. There's no more work.
You can wrap it up in ribbons You can slip it in your sock
SERGEANT MAJOR: Rubbish! Shh!
No, no, no. I mean, why we're here, on this planet.
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth
Oh, shit! It's Mr. Creosote!
(STAMMERING) I just can't go on. I'm no good anymore.
What's this conversation here? That's football.
We can take precautions!
Every sperm is needed
Some nights it was so cold we could hardly move
It's sort of a specialty of the house, you know?
What was that? What's he saying?
the moment where we take a break and invite you, the audience,
In an outer spiral arm at 40,000 miles an hour
Well, and after that?
Because every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.
It's Swiss. Well, now, that is thoughtful, Sturridge.
Woke up just now, one sock too many.
Exclaming in Disgust
You don't have to go leaping
There's no "S" in Burt Bacharach.
I wouldn't know about that, madam.
I wonder where that fish has gone.
I don't seem to be able to find it, sir, be in number four trench.
Yes, sir? What is it?
Who are you? I'm the husband.
Any idea how it happened?
Right. Sedate her. Number the child.
(GROANING)
And revolving at 900 miles an hour
Every sperm is good
Well.. F**K Y*U
Silence! I have come for you.
Here it comes.
Follow me. Now.
Luckily, we have been prepared for this eventuality
Ooh! That's what being a Protestant's all about.
She sings about the meaning of life.
He's coming!
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
He'd see through such a cheap trick.
You don't have to be a six-footer
Are moving at a million miles a day
Bon, and the usual brown ales?
Oh! And that's what we're talking about.
Only if I can do the episiotomy.
Oh, sir! Sir!
None of you have got any balls.
Would you kindly wake up?
but believe me, me mind's made up.
Are moving at a million miles a day
Is there something wrong with the food?
(STAMMERING) I apologize most sincerely.
and I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats.
Don't skimp on the pâté.
Any other problems I can reassure you about?
Marching up and down the square not good enough for you, eh?
Yes?
We wanted to get the feel of it from the animal's point of view.
(MAN GRUNTING)
Come along. Come along.
Okay! Well, look.
as orthodox Christianity teaches.
Can I just ask, with reference to your second point,
Has anyone noticed that building there before?
(MEN LAUGHING)
You looked after it like a son.
Legs up.
Yes, well, the thing is, Sergeant, I've got a bit of a problem here.
Righto, Skipper. Oh, sir, sir?
that has made the British Army what it is.
While the wife maximizes her clitoral stimulation by the shaft of the penis,
(CH ILDREN GROANING)
All right.
We'll up your premium semiannually
Can we have your liver, then?
Like Nietzsche.
I just kept getting older, and it got more difficult to see.
Well, let's have a look at this one leg of yours, then, eh?
God shall strike them down
There are Buddhists