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Now, uh, he was a little slow, But not so's around here you'd notice
I like the way you talk
We can’t come to a fucking bedroom at 9:20 in the morning with hammers and shit
but he doesn't want you to ask him anything.
if I spent a lot more time over here,
# I stand with arms wide open #
Freddy.
Did you check them points?
They wanna ask you some questions about your release.
I thought you might like to have 'em.
Star Wars... It Aint' Got No Gas In It
I ain't got no boy.
Of course, Scooter's about as shiftless as one poor son of a bitch can be.
Now, there's one more thing. The way we lock these doors, you can't get out at night.
That's why him and me is the songwriting team of our group.
Tugboater finding out it's time to go home
OK. I give you my word on it.
All right, I'm a witness. I heard you threaten her.
just kinda staring at the wall,
Mustard's good on 'em to me.
Momma...
Yeah. Different kinds.
So what's in your bag?
Hey Kenny Rogers will vomit
Can't you see I'm trying to relax?
They let you out so you can do as you please.
Also, Melinda, please don't tell anyone at the store
I don't see how you can eat all that stuff, with them insides it's made out of.
A Mercury is a real good car.
Now, here's the thing. He'll only talk to you,
I don't like little wimpy-ass kids or mental retards,
I guess so.
You got no business to run. You don't even have to have a job.
about why you ain't allowed at the First Baptist Church no more.
- I didn't aim to. - You wanna sit down?
Oh no. Cruella de Vil got mad at Ariel
Hey, Karl!
See, Frank here needs all the friends he can get.
I know better, though,
You light him up in his eyes,
that was comfortable for both she and I.
We don't need to groffing practice Chip
- Why do you carry them around with you? - I ain't got no place to set 'em down.
Jerry, why didn't you give him Bubba's room? His sister's is a little girly, isn't it?
I can’t so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture
When you go to any DMV in Georgia
You're not crippled. Get in there and make something.
Other fella said the water's deep.
I'll have to tell him about your history.
What Happened to David Louie Diddler Anyways?
Never mind the man who contemplates
They turned me loose from the nervous hospital Said I'se well
Not unlike Gary Brooker of the Procol Harum.
Did you have any brothers and sisters, growing up, to play with?
There ain't no sense in you staying in that old greasy shop.
Get the fuck out!
You ain't drunk driving, are you, Doyle?
Now, I... I can't promise you that he'll hire you.
They used to come out, one or the other of 'em,
I just make like to myself that she loves me.
The time has to be right, that's all.
I've learned to read some.
Linda, go out there in the garage and get my guitar.
I can't go there now. I'll see you later.
I got some of that potted meat and soda crackers left over, if you want some.
He don't look much like he would.
I'll tell you what we need. We need some paying gigs.
Yes, ma'am.
See, I come up with the good tunes, or melodies as we call 'em,
Just digging. I ain't ever gonna be happy now.
It's Sunday. You go on back to bed, now.
I don't think that's right.
You’re a tunesmith
I got a momma. She's at work over at Hoochy's Dollar Store.
I bet I know. You want a whole bunch of candy and a pop, right?
Or a hearse, if you're going to kill me.
Well, yeah, it's for the school newspaper, but it has pictures.
Yes, ma'am, I reckon.
Aint got no gas in it
OK.
I ain't saying it's right. I'm just telling you it's the damn truth.
All I want you to promise me...
One fella says that the water's cold.
- You off of work? - Yes, sir.
Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.
I Play Cards With The Chief of Police
Before that I was thinking
You threw it in the trash barrel?
Well, what would you like?
Besides, Gabe here's liable to bust a spring. He's already off balance.
# I'm not a stranger #
if you get two frappucinos i'm gonna go out of my mind
Everything's bothering me. I'm hurting, Linda.
but you're sitting in a crew-cab dually pickup.
Jongo? He’s not funny ha-ha… Funny queer, mnn hmm.
But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. And Slapping My nuts watch this and the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi
# I'm a stranger #
He threatened to kill her if she ever left him.
I've studied on killing you.
I've slept in a good bed for a great long while.
Who's that strange-looking man behind you? Did he follow you in here?
Aight, den
She didn't want to have nothing to do with me in front of people,
If I ain't too stoved up.
You think it's safe to let him around that guy?
You know what I got a craving for? Some of that Chicken Champ.
kept all her complaining down to a minimum.
Or used to be.
It ain't the truth. He shot himself with a shotgun on purpose.
Im hurting Amanda
- Bill, I'll see you. - OK. Stop back by.
Mm-mm Naw naw
But you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things. if you want lizzie mcguire's feet you're going to shut the fuck up and quit hating on the videos
And I don't mean to be so damned...
Didn't treat his employees very well. Didn't pay 'em too much of a wage.
Karl, what are you doing here? You want to come in?
so now I gotta deal with that.
Yeah, that'll be fine. Karl, I'm gonna go out to the car and get your books.
- What do you want, hon? - I wanna be baptized.
# I have seen #
and emptied out the screwdrivers and washers and nuts and things out of it.
and some cleaning up supplies to have back there.
You been sitting there like that all night?
we're gonna get some shit straight.
Yeah, they sell a little bit of everything.
I get real mean when my feet hurt.
- He's a nut, ain't he? - Isn't, Bubba. Don't say ain't.
I figured I'd play ball with you.
They're always talking about it.
just how retarded are you?
Reckon what do you like to eat in there?
Thank you. It's name's A Christmas Carol.
- Huh? - No, sir.
Karl?
Well, sit down. I'll make you some biscuits and gravy.
The French fries are pretty good.
You need to vomit but it’s not gonna be easy
My mother's dead. My daddy, he's supposed to be around still.
- How about you, Jerry? - How are you, Bill?
Just don't tell her folks that I'm here.
I ain't got nothing but them books.
- When are we gonna eat? - Hang on.
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