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I reckon you want me to get on with it and tell you what happened,
Wasn't what I expected in some places.
OK.
But what I see before me
How come he would do that, reckon?
I'm OK walking over here, but there's something about that dang doorbell.
Vaughan wants to have a little supper over at his house, and we could invite her.
If you want a retard living out in the garage, I guess that's your business.
We don't need to fucking practice, Chip
See? You fixed him something, didn't you?
- No, sir, I ain't. - How long have you been standing here?
religion without assertive imagination IT AIN"T GOT NO GAS IN IT
Look at the straight outta Cuba guitar case Ariel Gendayo
Isn't that something?
I like a big bush, maybe a Begonia. I love Begonias
His name was Jesse Dixon.
Well, OK. I got you some.
I reckon I wouldn't mind having a little supper. Mm-hm.
When you find out your friends voted for Biden
If you see a live show at amoeba I’m gonna go out of my mind
No, honey, we don't.
I seen you following me. Mm-hm.
Yeah? Good.
What's that you say?
- A long time ago. - Yeah, that's a classic.
I've tinkered around on 'em a little bit. Mm-hm.
Yeah, now. I'm calling 'em up.
I swear to God I'll make you sorry your daddy ever squirted your ass out.
I care for you more than anything else there is.
You done fixed it? Well, I'll be damned. Scooter told me it couldn't be fixed.
I don't get to see him all day except Sundays. He can go play tomorrow.
You don't have anywhere you could stay tonight at all?
All right, then.
It's just that I'm jealous of her.
Scooter, let's you and me go over to the Frostee Cream
Your a toon smith
You and that boy has given me a good feeling.
Karl, I've gotta take you down to the old classroom.
Hm?
I wouldn't let it get to you. Put some of this dressing on it.
We went to Memphis in the car one time.
That son of a bitch is a regular Eli Whitney on a lawn mower. And loves French fries.
We can buy you lunch till you get on your feet a little.
Yeah, you'll try.
Poor thing. He's probably never seen such a crazy mess.
Vaughan, he's real good to Momma. Vaughan that you met.
I know, honey.
We'll be fine, I promise.
who's filling in for thomas tomlinson? lucas yates.
He's from St. Louis. People who are queer get along better in a big town.
I ain't like you. I'm old and give out.
You oughta not done that to your boy.
I done ate just a little bit ago. Mm-hm.
We don't need no fancy words. I mean, we need to practice. We need to rehearse.
Listen, Karl. Before you get very used to staying here,
I remember that. I was only three or four, but I always heard about it growing up.
I want you to give that to that Miss Wheatley.
You would never hurt either one of them under any circumstances, would you?
- French-fried potatoes? - Yep, French fries.
We don't got no goddamn band!
Some folks call it hell, I call it Hades. Mm-hm.
Hey, Karl, there's somebody out here to see you.
I Threw Doyle Redman With A Medicine Blade
There's usually someone in the trunk.
Old man Dixon was a very cruel fella.
If you don’t have a happy birthday I’m gonna go out of my mind
- Him staying here working out? - Well, he's gone to staying over
He helped him carry home the clean laundry.
It don't make no difference where I was to be.
Do you need something?
Oh, thank you.
And she had a lot of hair on her arms.
Fuck it, I'm calling 'em up.
A boy or a girl?
It was fun anyhow.
We ain't got no fucking microphone. We ain't got no speaker set up.
I thought they were doing wrong.
MATT,
Hey!
All right, then.
The son of a bitch can eat four larges and won't so much as even belch.
Does that surprise you?
She's lonely since Daddy died. Sometimes she says she don't know why.
I aim to learn how to make things out of wood some day.
You got a house. Why don't you go get one of your girlfriends and go home to it?
it won't make no difference, will it?
See, you don't wanna question a genius, Vaughan.
No. I mean your past.
Momma said he's staying over tonight, and he's talking about staying here for good.
I thought they was.
That gal that made employee of the month at the Dollar Store,
You be careful with that cripple in the back, now. You're liable to throw him out.
Ain’t that sweet. What am I gonna do about supper
No, ma'am. I'm going off somewheres.
You're a weird little shit, Frank, and I don't get you.
Is everything gonna be all right someday?
You know better than that, Doyle. We're on duty.
I Brantley Gilbert will vomit
Melinda here was voted employee of the month at the Dollar Store last February.
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You're a weird little shit, Joe, and I don't get you.
She's a little bit... I think...
It's got peckers in it
Doyle is a monster.
but, well, emotionally.
These were on sale 'cause they're not fresh.
When someone says something i don't like about my dogs.
- You go to bed now. I love you. - I love you too, Mom.
I can't go to sleep. I have to be at work in three hours.
Lefty Frizzell will vomit
Mister, don't you never lay another hand on that boy. You understand me?
That towel was all bloody-like, all around it there.
I made you a little old book marker and put it in there in that book on Christmas.
# I could not feel #
Chuck's Dream Food
Doyle is a fucking asshole
What if he does it again? It happens all the time.
He stands alone anyhow
If Dave Dudley will vomit
Old boy from Arkansas said, Yeah, and it's deep, too.
who's filling in for carole waltham? carole staff.
I know what's wrong Box ain't got no gas in it!
You don't have to. You don't never go.
Well, I was kindly needing to do some trading.
I’m the Real BADASS MOTHERFUCKER Mm Hm
All right, then.
All right, then.
So.
If this water don’t go down so I can creekhunt I’m gonna go out of my mind
You can listen to Queen but just don’t listen to Hank Williams
You're good working on small engines and things.
I believe the dot-dot-dot come between medulla and oblongata.
Never did know too much of nobody down there.
Y'all sit down.