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Yeah, and that old Dixon boy.
We don't need a shit-ass manager neither.
What in the hell you doing with that lawn mower blade?
I just...
Doing away with license plates
Yeah, that's right, Frank. You better ask him.
I'll make some coffee, start cleaning up this mess.
Seems like Doyle's made his way in.
I don't want you going over and staying with that Doyle.
That's what the letter said. He got laid off at work and started working odd jobs.
I feel sad about Karen Cross, too.
I got all worked up, and one thing led to another.
$ 2.99 a bunch plus my ten percent employee discount.
So it died when it come out?
What brings you back?
I'm sorry I hit your momma.
What in the goddamn hell are you doing, Karl?
He would have had fun sometimes.
Not funny ha-ha, funny queer. Mm-hm.
Besides, that's the way friends do one another.
Oh, Karl's a guy guy?
For somebody like you, you sure can run fast.
if you don't have a good birthday i'm gonna go out of my mind
Hey, Karl. Guess what? Momma said you can stay over with us out in the garage.
and going at it right in the same room with poor old Miss Olgetree,
I love you, boy.
Let's just try and forget about tonight.
I reckon I'm gonna have to get used to looking at purdy people. Mm-hm.
I don't know, Karl. She just ain't catching fire.
Shit Earl Thomas Conley will vomit
Karl, this is Momma and Vaughan. Vaughan's the manager.
I hit him two good whacks with it
You're good. You don't mean no harm.
Me and him's made friends.
You ain't no kin to me.
I can’t Vern Godwin will vomit
Did you have fun? Did you make any acquaintances?
Thank you.
but it just feels good when I imagine it.
You see there, Scooter? Thinks of the simplest things first.
A boy your age ought not to hear such things.
And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and Julia and yards and big fat sanoussi
You know I would. Whatever you want.
You gotta learn the guaguanco to play Erin’s ukulele
- Yeah, pretty much. - I figured.
Now, get the fuck out!
Morris is real smart with philosophies and things.
about how I acted the other night.
They think it'll make a good story.
Half a mile, I think it is.
I could sure use some.
I reckon I'm gonna have to get used to them looking at me, too.
Just like I am about antique furniture and midgets.
- Would y'all like that? - It sure sounds fine to me.
Yes, sir, a good deal of it.
mustard and biscuits three or four times a week.
I never was no account at it. I never did get picked out for it.
How am I going to conduct an interview if I can't ask him any questions?
I have wondered, though.
And you really shouldn't stare at him.
You don't need to hear things like that. You're just a boy.
To those who said they would leave If Trump won...
I mostly just sat around out there in the shed,
Melvin, could you walk these girls out, please?
I ain't listening to you no more.
I saw your picture in the paper, catching that big ass bass.
Karl, would you like a muffin?
Just wanted to stop by and give y’all a little piece of happiness today
Exactly the point, my young levelheaded friend.
We're gonna all get along like a family should.
Karl?
Frank, we'll be back in a little while. I'll bring you back something.
You wanna go with me? You can meet my momma.
We don't need to fucking practice Dean
- Oh, yeah. From the college? - Yes, sir.
It was a little old baby. Not no bigger than a nutra rat
who's filling in for nathan whatley? mark windsor.
What exactly are you talking about? I don't understand.
waiting on my mother to come out and give me my Bible lesson.
So Take My Thread, you Myrtle arking bosworth
I like them French-fried potatoes. Mm-hm.
Come on, let's go.
Here we go. One, two,
You know something?
If you get El Pollo Loco I’m gonna go out of my mind
Well, get baptized, then. I don't give a shit.
Well...
It wouldn't matter to me if you did do violence on somebody.
My daddy, he come out there to the shed and got me
Maybe that's just the way folks is.
No need for a big taylor
Mister, reckon you can hand me some of that mustard over there?
So.
They turned me loose from the nervous hospital, said I was well. Mm-hm.
We don't need to groffing practice, Chip
Not Funny Ha-Ha, Funny Queer. Mm-Hm.
Oh, I just thought I'd check up on Karl. See how things are working out.
We don't need to fucking practice, Randy!
i know what's wrong with iT ain't got no gas in it
- I'll see you later. - All right, then.
Mustard and biscuit
is that you are capable of being around Frank and Linda. You know.
Right now?
Go on, get outta here. Go on out to the garage, leave me be.
Sling blade Retards
This might sound corny, but, um...
It's got a long wood handle, kind of like an axe handle.
You just go in there and eat your dinner with that Doyle. Don't worry yourself none.
I would ban Nick’s guitar
You have to, Karl. You have to look out for me.
We Ain't got no fucking microphone
Was that him Johnny Paycheck will vomit
Well, the upshot is, I'm gonna be spending a lot more time here.
I never would hurt you or that boy.
Why you were in here.
Making believe always made me feel pretty good too, from time to time.
that Albert was here tonight.
- Can I help you, sir? - Oh, that's Karl.
Darlin'. You're so damn swweet
Coffee kinda makes me nervous when I drink it. Mm-hm.
It was a little old boy.
- Ma'am? - Yeah.
is a gentle, simple man.
Get you some magazines and some hard candy.
He's sweet, everybody's sweet. Speaking of sweet, where's your girlfriend?
I ain't scared of shit.
Why?
I know you wouldn't, hon.
Oh, pretty good. Kids are driving me crazy, Phyllis is gonna put me in the poorhouse,
I thought you should meet him.
I reckon I'll have me some of the big 'uns.
Fine! I’ll get on the call now. Fuck me!
If you see Mission: Impossible – Fallout I’m gonna go out of my mind
All right, then.
Come on. Have a seat in here.
That goes for cocksuckers and retards. Now, get up off your asses and go.
Just wating Open the noor
- We'll just sit here and do man things. - I'll be back in a little bit, then.
- Just how retarded are you? - Stop it, Doyle.