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You doing okay, Chapman?
I love you so much.
-I didn't notice. -Well, he looked surprised to me.
Put it away. I'm enjoying menopause very much, thank you.
And when you're done, pack it in and know it was all temporary.
Yes.
and then I have a lady who accidently backed into a mailman
You can come on Friday. Please come on Friday.
Okay.
I got a crack dealer who is doing nine months,
-Thank you. -You got them TV titties.
-What are you gonna write? -Hey!.
Yes? Is that a yes?
All right, which dress you like better?
Don't let them get you stretched-out garbage.
You are a nice blonde lady, aren't you?
I'm not gonna throw away a year of my life. What the hell are you looking for?
And a toothbrush. They don't give you one.
He can come this weekend.
DeMarco, this is Chapman. She's new. Self-surrender. You show her what's what?
Well,
Drug money. Once.
-Yeah. -Really?
And maybe even learn a craft, you know? I could be crafty.
Not gonna barf.
Tough shit. Next.
Maternal figurehead.
Show off those abs.
I was in love.
Okay, I'm gonna send you all through to processing,
It's a sign of weakness. You can't show any weakness.
Miss Chapman,
I carried a suitcase of money.
I'll be out in a sec. I swear.
Okay? Please send that check immediately.
-Wrap it up, Chapman. -I'm Chapman here.
Morello.
All the people in the PSI are cleared to visit.
You know what I mean.
Yeah. Yep.
It's not so bad. Everyone's okay.
That light comes on, you need to be where you're supposed to be,
Don't call me sweetie.