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I've lost main thrusters. Get 'em back up!
This one looks like you... with breasts.
Freedom, this is Houston. Main engine cut out on schedule. Out.
I'll stay and take care of it.
Supreme Court sucks up here.
- Go ahead, Atlantis. - Roger that, Houston.
- Anyone hurt? - Where's...?
I'll see you in a couple days, honey.
- Good odds, you know? - Come on, Lev.
Let's draw
- A.J.! - Goddamn it, I'm finished!
Come in, Freedom. Freedom, come in. This is CAPCOM Houston.
Now, the cosmonaut on board has been on that tin can for 18 months, alone.
Sources are estimating that the tidal wave was five...
There're a couple big fissures. To the left!
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Bounds Performance
You, uh... You might recognize the rig.
Grace is old enough to vote, Harry.
Reports are coming in.
So if we don't get this job done, then everybody's gone.
The death of 50,000 people in Shanghai yesterday has rattled...
- Harry! - What's wrong with you?
You've been ridin' all morning. You gotta take a dump?
The Pentagon is getting involved at this point
And I think you need to trust me on this because I know something about it.
Ow.
that there could be a very serious problem.
All right? Now, Big Ross, get on the telephone. Wake up 11,000 people.
Hey, Harry. You miss me?
You in quarantine person on left Me in quarantine person on right
travelling at 1,000 miles an hour covering California and washing up in Denver.
you really don't wanna take the advice from a man who got a C- in astrophysics.
What's an X71?
We turn the thrusters off,
And I have never, never missed a depth that I have aimed for.
Get A.J. up here! Come on!
some rushing home to be with their families,
Yeah, she's over in the hangar with A.J.
- I'm stepping outside. - You're... You're going outside?
- We hit a gas pocket! - We got pressure out the ass!
Yo, Harry!
Higher orbit, more powerful transmitter.
Chick, get him paid, get him off the rig!
Here's Harry givin' me a hard time.
Patient specifications, practice specifications ALL MADE in tawain!!!!
Your triglycerides are way high,
Okay, let's connect these fuel lines.
I'll tell you one thing that really drives me nuts people who Think Jethro Tull Is Just A Person In The Band.
Look, I was raised on roughnecks by you.
I think one's about to hit near Paris.
on direct orders from the president of the United States.
Rohams advisers are wrong And I’m right
Who's been operating this thing?
That's it. That's it, baby. That's it. Is this gonna work?
Okay, gentlemen, we're gonna trick 'em up. My computer will simulate...
Brian Fisher
- Good luck, Freedom. - Oh, my God, this is it.
Wow.
Some of these guys are pretty fast.
Let's get it unpacked.
- Have mercy. - Rise and shine!
Oh! We're going! It's gonna blow!
What happened?
Harry!
A.J., I got just five words for ya.
Call NASA! They'll confirm it! We're astronauts! Get over there. Yeah, yeah.
- FIDO. - Go flight.
No way I will let you volunteer for this
The Needle and the Damage Done
Sharp, heads up!
What is it?
He's worked on every terrain this planet can offer.
!
Got your note.
Leak! Leak!
Colonel Willie Sharp, United States Air Force, ma'am.
It's all wrong we shouldn't even be here
- Are you all right? - I'm so glad to see you, man.
Cedric benson’s last ride
Pork rinds this! Yeah!
And then we're gonna put them on, and we gonna go down nice and slow.
I mean, I can handle what I'm, you know, gonna do.
He's a genius of my family.
All right. Just-Just wanted to feel the power between my legs, brother.
When I’m getting ready for pineville And you ask me what we’re bringing
Yo Trump you the man
Is it over?
United States astronauts train for years.
No, Daddy!
42 seconds. But I can't do it alone, Colonel. I need your help.
Have you ever heard of Evel Knievel?
You won't bounce like Neil Armstrong. Yeah, think so?
I never quit yet.
So why don't we just get on with it?
He owns a horse ranch outside of El Paso.
Harry, I know what I'm doin'. You just gotta trust me.
Yo, Rome, You The Man.
Grace, you can't quit now!
- What? - What's that?
Well, I can't live with that sort of thing.
- I don't know. - Lev, you know what, just lie to me.
Listen, that NASA computer is just playin' it safe.
He could go south.
Well, this was a real good idea.
Get those names of those guys from NASA.
- Turn it around. - Friggin' outer space.
Okay, team, let's take 'em in. Okay, Quincy, how much tail debris do we have?
You're the first civilians to ever see her.
Well, it's about time. I haven't thrown up in about an hour.
Look. We got frontrow tickets to the end of the Earth.
Come and get Papa Bear!
We could use your help with the transmission, Colonel.
- Yeah. - Your crew just blew the transmission, A.J.!
- What's your contingency plan? - Contingency plan?
Make your peace with God, A.J.!
- Harry, are you listenin' to this? - Yeah, I'm listenin', Bear.
Guys, I'll know you guys think I'm crazy right now,
Murder hornets?
We're gonna get hit.
off a Russian military satellite, reestablish contact that way.
- I have fire. - Watts, I'm comin' back. Stand by.
It must be a comfort to know that if the space programme goes under,
No way!
- O2 vents locked, pressure loaded. - Engine board is green.
And I have never, never missed an inflation target that I have aimed for...
You know what I'm sayin'? I'm gettin' a motorcycle, baby.
Initiating first phase of docking procedure.
Don't you worry about it.
Drive on down, A.J.!
Now the guy living there hasn't smoked Any dope the last 4 day's
Well, this is the team that has to do the job up there.
I-I sh... I shouldn't have dragged you around on all those oil rigs.
You know, I think this might be the most uncomfortable room I've ever been in in my life.
All right, gentlemen. We're gonna dock in a minute.
Ah, si. I'm a mission specialist.
I guess we do it the president's way.
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This is too fast!
Houston, we've got no fire.
What are you doing? Harry, stop! Cut it out.
Chewie? Have you even seen Star Wars?
Have you even seen Star Wars?
We got some rocks! Go left! Go left!
Very cold. Hold breath, or lung freezes!
Yeah, he'd like to stay in the Lincoln Bedroom of the White House...
I'm givin' you this at 60 percent. I hope you know what you're doin',
Watts, you gotta get that shuttle started. You gotta fire it up now!
should be deflected enough to pass right by us.
An order to detonate can only come from the president.
it's all wrong man!! what are we even doing here?
- Colonel! - Twenty minutes. Puts drilling final at ten hours.
I'll order an evac. You can remote detonate.
- It may have a faint signal. - Houston? Houston, do you copy?
"All Right. Just Wanted To Feel The Power Between My Legs, Brother."
Okay, you wanna be all psychological with me, that's fine.
Stop the drilling! Stop the drilling!
Well you know me... Beam me up scotty
Mr. Truman, I don't keep any secrets from my daughter, Grace.